gaper

the combination of a geek and a jerk.

That dungeon and dragon dude just flipped me the bird

by eglet December 4, 2003

gaper's block

When an anal queen and experienced gaper can't seem to relax and let her butthole dilate.

Man it was a long day at work today. Dana was having gaper's block for some reason. It took nearly the entire shoot for her to finally gape.

by Jack Tenrec July 6, 2016

Big Gaper

One Who gapes Big

"have you met that seb guy?" "Yeah I heard that guys a big Gaper"

by SuckPigShawn December 25, 2024

Gaper

A person from outside of the mountains (that includes you, Denver) who arrives during holidays or on the weekends and wreaks havoc on the mountain communities. Texans are often considered gapers (or “gapes”, colloquially) but make no mistake, front rangers (Denver, Boulder, etc) you are gapers as well.

The fucking gapers are bottling up I-70 and city market again , so I can’t go get some groceries.

by Nigger324667324 February 26, 2023

Slops, Gaper, Brizzers

Essentially a game of rock paper scissors but made sexual and the loser has to do the action of the one the winner picked.

Milly Wet - “Yeah I won a game of Slops, Gaper, Brizzers .”
Maximillian Myall- “ What’s that?”
Milly Wet - “ Essentially a game of rock paper scissors but made sexual and the loser has to do the action of the one the winner picked. “

Maximillian Myall - “ Oh shoot with what action? “
Milly Wet -“ Gaper of course, wish it could have been brizzers though”
Maximillian Myall - “Who against?”

Milly Wet - “ The Charlotte Peak”

by Rim King Ry November 6, 2025

Sandwich Gaper

Someone who doesn't buy his friends sandwiches but also gapes his butthole in fantasy football.

Steve is a sandwich gaper. I'm hungry and he won't pay because his asshole is too stretched to pick up his phone and order me food.

by adfalsdflaf January 23, 2025

Alligaper(Alli-gaper)

A Woman who tries to trap people(s), aka "prey item(s)", into making bad decision(s) or committing illegal/felonious act(s) which, typically have detrimental effect(s) on the life of the "prey item(s)". She's especially good at abusing the desire(s) and temptation(s) of the flesh.

There was an Alligaper(Alli-gaper) at the club I bounce for last night that tried to trap a guy into buying drugs from a part of town where people are known to get robbed. I bounced that Alligaper's @$$ right out of the club.

by Aphiteth, Lord of Light December 25, 2021