Super Kami Guru

Chief deity of the dragonball mythos, no one can surpass or even come close to his knowledge.

Guru? Wait, no Super Kami Guru.

Can I call you Guru for short?
Super Kami Guru accepts this.

by MyKikIsxMrxGrimmx18x July 28, 2016

Common Sense Guru

An individual who has gained a large following among members of the American Tea Party and/or other quasi-politcal groups. This person is easy to identify due to their constant facial scowl and constant litany of opinions and insults against any people who do not agree with him. This is his/her way of making sure their followers do not start thinking too much...after all it is the Common Sense Guru's job to do the thinking. Sometimes, however, this is problematic, due to the Guru's exclusive reliance on the "common sense", which is unfortunately both uncommon and subjective.

Typical words of a Common Sense Guru:

"We the people need better jobs but we don't want anyone else to have better jobs...'cause we have common sense and they don't"

"Let's stop paying teachers so much...that money needs to go to a better place, like the pocket of your Common Sense Guru"

by Saiga12 May 4, 2011

Beauty Guru

Beauty teacher, make-up artist, any person that can teach about beauty.

Chelsea crockett (beautyliciousinsider) on youtube is a beauty guru

by Meaningshelper December 20, 2014

Da Gaming Guru

Da Gaming Guru is a black hat hacker and YouTuber most notable in his involvement in pridefall, exposing Feferant as a child predator and nuking countless furry and Bronny servers such as The Furry Den and My Pony Paradise

Dude, I have been toxxed by Da Gaming Guru

by P47rick B4t3man February 22, 2023

Bang Guru

Bang Guru : Expert guide on the art of growing/maintenance of bangs/fringe of hair over forehead.

Scarcely there -
to itchy eyes.
Bangs now tickle my nose.

Beneath this veil
Lurks a tale,
of love and admiration.

The Bang Guru
can be your guide,
in making your bangs real.

by isabelydancer00 July 26, 2010

gudja guru

This word was made up by a very sexy lady called Ky Davis and means everything is Good or great.

That was fucking gudja guru.

by Dirt Dogg March 14, 2005

Jai Guru Deva om

It was said in the beatles song "Across the Universe". Most simple translation is:

"I give thanks to Guru Dev (heavenly teacher) om"

Om is just a sound. However a more detailed translation is:

"Jai" means "O Hail" or "Victory to"
"Guru" means "Teacher"
"Deva" means "God/Lord/Demi-God"
"om" some say is the source of all existence that comes from vibration

Note Guru Dev was a Maharishi's teacher

Jai guru deva om
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world
Nothing gonna change my world

by valoem December 22, 2004