Off the grid crack baby

Popular term used in parts of Illinois and other mid western areas that Explains a crack baby usually born in a trailer or other mobile dwelling that’s not registered at a hospital or by medical staff.
So there was an off the grid crack baby found in a trailer and someone is wanting to adopt it.
by Adg623 April 24, 2018
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off the grid crack baby

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”
Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”
by Acexc31 May 1, 2018
mugGet the off the grid crack babymug.

Grids

"I love being a Grandfather but after babysitting the Grids , I'm knackered for days!"
by 2DI4 November 12, 2021
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Grid

Poker slang. Particularly in the liverpool poker community. To move "All-in", shove or bet all your chips in someone's face (grid)
"He three bet me again so I just grid'd him."
"Grid"
mugGet the Gridmug.

Grid

That girl hadda badda Grid

Look at those ladies grids!
by Budwak January 16, 2024
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turd grid

Mapping out a city's bathrooms to do poos in.
You're visiting New York? I hope you packed your turd grid, a good bathroom is hard to come by in that city!
by Angel Von Johnston August 7, 2017
mugGet the turd gridmug.

Off-the-Grid Starfish

a type of sex position where the female lays on her side on the side edge of a flat surface in the corkscrew position, and while the male thrusts with passion, he takes the lady’s left leg over his right shoulder so one leg remains on the surface and the other is being held by the male
I’m telling you! The Off-the-Grid Starfish had me trembling!
by oilyotter December 13, 2021
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