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Selena Gomez

I don't understand why so many people hate her. She is very pretty and a MILLION times better then that slut "Hannah Montanna" Miley IthinkIamallthatandabagofshit. Selena is a talented actress but I do agree she isnt the best singer but she is still good. She is one of the few Disney teen stars that has a good head and heart and sticks to her Texas roots.
People who hate her: Selena Gomez is a slut!
Me: What has she done to show she is a slut?

People who hate her: Selena Gomez is the next Miley!
Me: What has she done to PROVE that?

People who hate her: Selena Gomez is...
Me: Shut the fuck up! Selena Gomez hasn't done a damn thing to prove that she is a slut or she is the next Miley. Fuck you son of a bitches and get a life.
by ThexMusicxSlut August 22, 2009
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Gomez

A person who seems to leak pheromones. His very presence draws both men and women to him dying to be his. Someone who isn't exactly great looking and is not exactly nice but for some reason evryone wants him... Everyone.
Person 1: Did you see that dude yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, why is his hair so long?
Person 1: I know he seriously needs to cut it.
Person 2: He is such a Gomez. I think I'm gonna ask him out.
Person 1: No way, I am.

And then a catfight ensues.
by Your_Worst__Nightmare July 9, 2009
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gomeboy

A drink containing Goor, fresh apple juice and some lime cordial. The term is taken from the Smirnoff Ice Ad where Uri introduces us to his "homeboy (pronounced gomeboy) Goor".
Kagiso: "Aah dude, I can't make a gomeboy with that!"
Wonga: "It's apple flavour..."
Kagiso: "Yeah, apple flavoured drank, look at it, it's green!"
Musa: "Yes Wonga, listen to the man. Gomeboys must be made from the purest apple juice."
Wonga: "Dude, wtf is juice?"
by Kagiso Khaole April 21, 2008
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gomesfest

Perhaps the best party in the world, created by sum random guy named gomes. Usually some crazy ass shit happens and lots of memoribale things seem to happen like kids getting 3rd degree burns or hotels being destroyed, but at the end of night its peaceful social get togther of people.
Dude I chilled on the south shore last night and went to a gomesfest and woke up with 200 dollars in my pocket and some fat bitch.
by jessica is awsome March 30, 2009
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Gomer

A gangly, goofy, overly tall nerd.
Look at that tall, hunched over, dork. What a Gomer. Shazam!
by Rory O'Doul August 15, 2018
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Gomer opens the gas station

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.
It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.
by PHF77 May 12, 2019
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Gomer Pyle’d

When you are expected to do something you had absolutely no idea you were supposed to. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
Well, I found out this morning via a company-wide email that I had to cover for Ronnie all week! Guess what? I just got Gomer Pyle’d again!
by MacGown November 5, 2021
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