glubus

A person who masturbates compulsively to livestock

Look at him over there staring at those pigs, gettin spank bank imagery,what a glubus

by knuts2567 November 22, 2010

Goldbanimal

1. A man during coitus, who thrusts into a girl from behind, slips out just prior to climax and shoots seminal fluid all over the wall of her bedroom.

2. A man who is devout to the form of contraception where rather than flooding her uterus with seed he "pulls out" just prior to ejaculation and spread love juice all over her wall. Caution should only be performed in her bedroom to avoid cleaning semen off your wall.

Friend: How'd it go with (girl) last night?
Guy: It was great except I used too much lube and pulled a Goldbanimal

or

Girl: Do you have a condom?
Guy: Don't worry I'm a Goldbanimal!

by Chamaimo April 28, 2011

ben goldberg

A dumb ass motherfucker.

Hey you ben goldberg.

by Jgor June 18, 2018

sloppy goldberg

When a girl of the FEMALE variety is giving oneself a too-much-saliva knob-schlob and the girl proceeds to put her thumb up oneself's buttocks

That FEMALE was giving me a filthy blowjob when she caught me by surprise with a Sloppy Goldberg

by BigBoi369 August 21, 2017

Chris Golby

Gay stripper who is in Tims closet.

Come out come out where ever you are Chris Golby.

by fart patrol September 29, 2019

mark goldbridge

a man who is a fan of manchester united fc and is famous of "bloody prat"

mark goldbridge is a funny guy
"he's a bloody prat"

by anonymous September 24, 2022

Zachary Gary Goldberg

The smallest pen in the world belongs to thin very boy, he likes men and pinches little boys

person 1: Zachary Gary Goldberg stop pinching

Zachary Gary Goldberg: no I like men
person 1: small
Zachary Gary Goldberg:.... *crys*

by Pootoshj May 2, 2022