baby giraffing

When one is so intoxicated that their walking ressembles that of a newborn baby giraffe; typically witnessed when college sorority girls in unusually high heels try to leave (i.e. stumble from) the bar after a night of frinks

"Man did you see Karah last night?! She was baby giraffing the whole way to the car!!"

by pbstell April 14, 2014

To hide a giraffe

It is a term to use when some fact, incident, event, notion or idea is too obvious that people fail to hide no matter how hard they try.

Your attitude proves how to hide a giraffe. Everyone knows out there what your matter is.

by Reem Khan September 9, 2011

Gigamo

A unique robot designed and manufactured by Jose Galuzio in the late 20th century.
First of its kind, designed purely for gaming prowess without running the risk of detection that comes with more simple "hack programs".
The user applies the robot to a Personal Computer set up using the adapters included in the order, and then programs it to play any of the thousands of games it is programmed to play.
Short-sited people have accused numerous owners of a Gigamo that they are hackers using elaborate and undetectable programs. However, this is simply not the case. This is next generation gaming. This is Gigamo.

Chrisdelay: Gigamo killed me, ffs! How can he kill me on my main in Kranesh and then kill me 2 minutes later in the middle of the fucking jungle! Fucking hacker. AQ hacks.

Alfie: stfu noob, AQ doesnt hack. That is Dotix's robot. Deal with it.

Gigamo: GF :)

Chrisdelay: hacker noob, i post fraps

by Anquer Quare November 9, 2011

drinking giraffe

Term for the position of a man urinating into a toilet while having an erection. To make his penis point downward, a man has to spread his legs apart and lean forward, mimicking the way a giraffe spreads its front legs and leans its neck down to drink water.

"I had an erection when I woke up, so I had to do the drinking giraffe to pee."

by Ultrafuzz November 21, 2009

giraffalo

a mix between a giraffe and a buffalo

wow look at that giraffalo!! it sure is ugly!

by TOAST!!%@$# October 5, 2005

petting a giraffe

having sexual relations with a guy who has a large penis. usually refers to a handjob.

girl... i was in the movie theatre last night with Kemper... after two minutes of kissing i found myself petting a giraffe!! that boy is packing!!

by Samuel Zipdisk May 4, 2006

The Giambi

When a guy blows his load on a girls chest, and then proceeds to lick it off of her. The name is taken from the famous baseball player who originated the move.

Wow, he just did The Giambi, now his stomach is being pumped.

by JJF99 July 18, 2006