FUTWO

A Fuck Up That Works Out

I used my last twenty to buy a bottle of Rum instead of food. But I already had a bottle of Rum that I had forgotten about. But then I dropped one of the bottles and it broke. So I fucked up, but it worked out. My friend said, so you made a "FUTWO."

by irate January 20, 2014

Furocho

How “fuck wrong with you” or “fuck wrong wit chu”
it sounds when said very quickly, originated from the Springfield slang

Furocho boy gettin dirt in the caddy

by MurkAm1 November 5, 2018

cum-stained futon

A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.

Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.

Jacinda: Why, what happened?

Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.

by SantoshGeorge January 13, 2009

Futonari

The misspelling of Futanari which is Japanese for hermaphroditism or androgyny, but is popularly known for dick girls in hentai and doujinshi.

Also sometimes confused with Futomaki which means "fat rolled sushi" or "Thicc roll" and is a thicker version of a regular sushi roll.
During Setsubun on Feburary 3rd, an event started in the Kansai region of Japan, it is called Ehoumaki "Lucky-Direction Makizushi" and is eaten in silence while facing the year's lucky compass direction.

What's your favourite tag?
I like Futonari.
Did you mean Futanari or did you mean Futomaki?

by Loli vampire 169134 January 30, 2021

futon alliance

A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.

Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!

by uglysinglesclub December 25, 2008

Roommate's Futon Method

Any kind of sexual method, technique or activity that you are involved in, so long as it occurs on your roommate's futon without his/her prior knowledge and results in semipermanent evidence of said activity on said futon. (Whether accidental or not.)

This term is especially viable when used as though it were a safe-sex method.

"My roommate owes me a new futon. He used the Roommate's Futon Method with his girlfriend last night."

by The Masked Jellybean March 12, 2008

Futbol

Soccer in the US
A highly respected sport in all countrys except for the US and Canada
For all you haters its harder then i looks
Go get in the goal and try to stop a ball goin 80mph that is kicked from 12yds away from you and try to block it or try to juke out eleven peolpe so that you can score. I bet that none of you football players can do it. Football should be called pussy ball

Football Player: Lets go play football
Futbol Player: That pussy sport? Lets play futbol
Football Player: That sport is gay
Futbol Player: Well i want to see you score points without being covered from head to toe with pads

by Futbol4Life July 1, 2008