fuzzy zamboni

When you put an ice cube in a woman's vagina and rub your dick on her clit and she has a full bush

I almost froze my nuts off when I overstroked giving her a fuzzy zamboni.

by sicko_bob March 12, 2015

Fuzzy Foo

The little balls made up of dried toliet paper and feckle matter clumped together that hang from the hairs on someone's butt crack.

I was bored last night so I spent about an hour picking the fuzzy foo off of my butt crack.

by 106np July 19, 2016

fuzzy blanket

During a blowjob, the performer sucks the foreskin back over his or her tongue. As if to blanket the the tongue with the foreskin.

Last night Meagan Gave me a hella good fuzzy blanket. Shakkas brah.

by Ryguyandthepussykat December 2, 2017

Fuzzy folk

A slang term referring to a group of individuals and drawings known as furries.

I accidentally hit one of them fuzzy folk with my truck the other day, there sure are a lot of em around these parts now recently.

by SedyIsReady October 20, 2018

fuzzy dog

"Fuzzy dog" describes a situation in which the proper solution or conclusion is not easily seen or accomplished; an alternative to "sticky situation".

Andy: what did we go over in class today?
Rebecca: The problem of induction.

Andy: Man, that's a fuzzy dog.

by Klaster July 10, 2019

fuzzytape

fuzzytape, or better known as neil or bri, is one of the funniest people you could meet. neil always says the funniest things, and always stands up for her friends too. neil is a truly sweet person, they don’t see how great they are sometimes!!

“Hey! I watched Superbad with fuzzytape yesterday!” “Wow, you’re so lucky and cool!”

by sturniolosbff June 17, 2021

Fuzzy cuffs

An acute medical condition of stomach cramps and extreme flatulence, resulting from the excessive consumption of cheese and scrumpy cider.

Not to be confused with Cider Fever which attacks the whole body, Fuzzy Cuffs was first identified in the south west of England in 2021. According to the British Medical Journal, no cure currently exists.

Chris: “pass me that cheese naan please.”

Sam: “not sure it’s a good idea after all that scrumpy you’ve guzzled today. You might end up with Fuzzy Cuffs”

by LawrenceLB October 13, 2021