Fudd

/fədd/

noun

1. Like Elmer: Slow, dumb, happily clueless.

2. Owns firearms commonly used for hunting.

3. Knows jackshit about the Constitution of the United States of America.

4. Believes the Second Amendment was written so he could own a shotgun and a bolt-action deer rifle.

5. Has no interest in other types of firearms, and may condemn, and even help ban them.

See: moron, useful idiot, target of scorn, cuck.

Bob the Fudd is helping ban AR-15's because he says they aren't needed for hunting.

by UnarmedIsHelpless February 20, 2018

Fudgy Dub-C Brownie

A variation of the Dub-C Brownie in which the person on the toilet is being plagued with explosive diarrhea resulting in a softer brownie.

I went to pull my first dub-c brownie but was surprised with diarrhea and successfully completing a fudgy dub-c brownie.

With my chronic condition of explosive diarrhea, there is no use wasting my time not getting fudgy dub-c brownies.

by jcash2 April 6, 2010

fuddle yourself up

"fuddle yourself up" is a figure of speech for young or middle-aged people's disclosure of their secret attempts to entice a professor by engaging in sexual acts.

The term comes from the well know phrase "fuddle" which refers to cuddling while making love.

Fuddling yourself up is quite popular among college applicants nowadays.

Haley, why don't you go "fuddle yourself up" to that college professor. You might have a way into college then.

If you "fuddle yourself up", professors are more likely to write you a letter of recommendation.

by ernest fuser November 23, 2010

fuddim

when someones being not dim, not fud, but extra retarded

bruh are you fuddim?

by anmolololol June 30, 2020

Firework fudd

A person who believes in extreme firework regulation. Thinks the public should only be allowed to purchase snakes and sparklers.

Joe Dirt’s friend Kicking Wing was a firework fudd

by Trice9 June 12, 2022

what the fuddmuffins

(interj.) Euphemism for "what the fuck."

Also "what the fuddmucking fudd," or simply "fuddmuffins."

"What the fuddmuffins, Lucas! Don't do that shit." & "What the fuddmucking fudd, that girl's name is Rainbow!" & *rear-ends someone's car* "OH FUDDMUFFINS!"

WTFDMFN

by demmmmi June 5, 2014

feddy

Money, short for the Spanish word "feria" meaning money.

How you doing on the feddy?
I'm kinda short, you know.

by stop it loser March 19, 2011