An app available at the App Store that will allow you to choose fart tones in a variety of social situations you wish to appear to pass gas in.
Man, we were packed like anchovies in the elevator and I used Smart Fart; in no time people were getting off on any floor they could!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019
Get the Smart Fart mug.When you release an innocent fart, but it comes out with some crap, fucking up pretty much whatever you're up to
"Dude while waiting for Stella at the bar I have dropped a fart, but it came out dressed"
"So what did you do?"
"I went to the toilet and changed, it's not the first time I've dropped a dressed fart"
"So what did you do?"
"I went to the toilet and changed, it's not the first time I've dropped a dressed fart"
by Wacchuwari August 1, 2014
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by Schlonger 3.5 November 14, 2017
Get the fart nigga mug.Bob: Oh man I had a huge fartache because I was on the subway and I didn't want to fart in front of everyone!
Susie: Oh are you okay?
Susie: Oh are you okay?
by hannaHHannah March 25, 2009
Get the fartache mug.1) an urban metropolis which, instead of being polluted by smog and fuels, is polluted so heavily by the collective stench of the inhabitants' farts
2. a small, contained area which someone has profusely farted, thus creating a toxic, smoky environment filled with fart stench
2. a small, contained area which someone has profusely farted, thus creating a toxic, smoky environment filled with fart stench
1. johnny's apartment is located right in the middle of fart city, it really stinks
2. when I am working my retail job, I cropdust and gas up the entire length of the space so the building turns into a fart city
2. when I am working my retail job, I cropdust and gas up the entire length of the space so the building turns into a fart city
by jonogoldjohnny April 1, 2013
Get the fart city mug.A high pitched straight line fart, usually short and sweet. Makes you feel proud like a king entering a room with trumpeters announcing arrival. Can come naturally or be fabricated by squeezing the cheeks and applying greater than average pressure during release. The zippy sound is more gratifying than the release. Tends to change pitch nearing the end of the event. One of those perfect farts that just simply makes you happy.
Alone at home: look left, look right, then squeeze out a trumpet fart and smile at your natural musical instrument.
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.
With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.
"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"
"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"
"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"
Try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
Try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.
With Friends: Always unexpectedly trumpet fart.
"Wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro"
"Dude... ...nice trumpet fart" "Thanks man"
"Wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?" "No I just trumpet farted" "Oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting"
by nihn75 November 5, 2011
Get the Trumpet Fart mug.Wow, I feel like I’ve deflated and dropped a dress size after that auditorium fart
Nice, mums cooked spag bol, I’ll be having auditorium farts tonight
Nice, mums cooked spag bol, I’ll be having auditorium farts tonight
by PuffyWanderer June 13, 2019
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