FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST is a sex therapy assistant. Medically certified by the MOB and founded by the great uncle of Chuck Norris. Often shortened to FLARKE; which is a clever word to say FUCK. (ex: shut the flarke up) The abbreviation really has nothing to do with the main word itself, other than the word fuck which ties to the word sex. a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST can be located at your near by health center, hospital, or campus health services center.

No Taylor I can't go Loko with 4Loko tonight, I have an appointment with my FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

by djkahlie October 22, 2010

fharker

1. short for Fuck Harker. Common word said by University High School (Irvine) students. Pronounced "eff-harker" or "farker". Similar use to fucla.

Hey, let's fharker at Math Madness next year.

by ploofen May 18, 2016

farkness

What one calls when it's f*cking dark

sam: it's so dark
bob: farkness!

by fourhands4HH April 23, 2019

yusuf furkan öztürk

The greatest life long friend who will never let you down, will always be there for you. Fearless driver, amazing chef, coolest snowboarder, spidersy climber. A definition of beautiful humanbeing.

- do you know what's a feeling like having a best friend always there for you.
- ah, you mean Yusuf Furkan Öztürk!

by feyyazch January 18, 2023

What The Furkel, Brozak?

An acceptable way to say WTF at work. A common greeting between buds and bros. A query into the psyche of a fellow earthling.

Bob was acting crazy after his date with Cindy, so I asked him "What the Furkel, Brozak?"

After Kevin smashed a beer can against his forehead, Tommy jumped back in surprise and yelled "What the Furkel, Brozak!?"

by Brozak February 20, 2019

farkworthy

Adjective- sufficiently interesting event or news item, appropriate to qualify to appear on fark.com (see also fark)

"Did you hear about that mule that robbed a bank in Pakistan?"

"Man, that's farkworthy."

by hyenabreath August 6, 2004

Farkled

The act of adding equipment to a motorcycle, sometimes unnecessarily. Especially popular amongst the BMW GS crowd.

Bill: "Wow, Bob has sure farkled the shit out of his GS!"

Dave: "Yeah, he has everything in the Touratech catalog on that fucker. I hate him."

by brad21 September 26, 2008