Frying pan 

The sexual act in which you pour oil on your partner's boy, put him in the hot sun and let him simmer and fry, after 20 minutees, fetch him and proceed to put some herbs on his dick like you're seasoning eggs and suck his soul out with the head of his life

babe, babe, babe, lets do the frying pan

Frying pan by Dr!p k!ng December 22, 2024

Golden Frying Pan

The most expensive weapon in Team Fortress 2. This weapon, as the name implies, is a golden version of the Frying Pan. Any enemy you kill with the pan will become gold statues instead of scattered body parts (or gibs) or ragdolls. According to the official Team Fortress 2 Wiki, the only way to obtain a Golden Frying Pan is a very rare drop received for completing an Advanced or Expert Tour of Duty in Mann Up mode. If you receive the golden pan drop, the game will display a message alert saying "(user) just received a Golden Frying Pan!"

According to backpack.tf, the golden pan is worth 1620-1780 keys, or $3153 to $3860. If you do receive it, just get ready for scammers or random people to add you for trades...

Bob: "There we go, just finished my 165th tour in MvM!
TF2 System: (displays alert)
Bob: "Huh, wonder what that says?"
TF2 System: "Bob just received a Golden Frying Pan!"
Bob: "… HOLY SHI-"

Golden Frying Pan by PurpleSpie April 28, 2020

The Frying Man 

An alternative to the popular program 'The Lion Man'. A fat repulsive paedo who works as a job centre advisor moves to a shared house where he lives on a diet of hideous smelling non branded foods cooked in cheap oil. The camera crews follow him in his every day life of agraphobia, depression and waiting outside schools in long jackets at home time.

"mummy, there's a man squirting milk at me through the railings. oh shit its the frying man. lock up your toddlers and get the bobbitt scissors"

The Frying Man by Roderick Van Chuffsplitz August 1, 2009

out of the frying pan and into the fire

Going from one bad situation into a worse one. Also used to define a choice as being less than optimal.

Boss: "If you don't want to work late tonight, you can always come in this weekend."

out of the frying pan and into the fire by dvsjr March 8, 2004

Is somebody frying bologna? 

Any unpleasant, unidentified smell or odor, usually in the context of an enclosed area. Flatulence may or may not be involved.

A Dave Letterman catchphrase from the mid-90's.

I walked into my office the other day and was greeted by an unbelieveably awful and not-readily-identifiable smell. I asked, "Whoa, damn! Is somebody frying bologna?" Turned out is was one of my co-workers, who had forgotten she was cooking a Healthy Choice meal in the mircowave, and it was burning (badly).

Walked into a Starbucks last month and smelled something funny (in a bad way). I mumbled alive, "Man, Jesus, is somebody frying bologna?" Apparently the guy at the table next to the door had been lettin' 'em rip for 15 minutes after drinking the new Chantico beverage.

Is somebody frying bologna? by Wooddogg February 17, 2005

like a fart in a frying pan 

Unpredictable, changeable, indecisive. Rapidly changing one's plans from one option to another, totally unrelated one.

I wish the boss would decide once and for all instead of jumping around like a fart in a frying pan.

like a fart in a frying pan by Sauteéd flatus December 20, 2007

sexually attracted to frying pans 

The act of being sexually attracted to a frying pan.

1: I'm pansexual
2: Are you sexually attracted to frying pans or something?

sexually attracted to frying pans by hfusicengf uoyerwaq f October 31, 2017