Frasturbation

The posting of embarrassing, controversial or otherwise inappropriate material to ones own facebook profile in an effort to garner comments, likes and other attention.

Self frape used as an attention seeking behavior

Man, no one would bother fraping that guy. That's clearly frasturbation, the sad git.

by Tab101 May 14, 2011

Punch A Baby Mad/Frustrated

To be so mad and/or frustrated that the only thing that can make your day better is punch a baby or a small child. This level of anger is above Kick a Puppy mad/frustrated. This is the highest level of anger

Did you see Charles yesterday he looked like he was Punch A Baby Mad/Frustrated.

by Hade5079 April 1, 2011

Flasturbate

A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.

The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.

by Seuse November 29, 2003

fasturbate

the act of pleasuring oneself quickly so that they can get off before their roommates come back.

"Dude, why are you so sweaty?"

"While you were in the bathroom, I felt the need to fasturbate."

by CasimirdaGreat October 28, 2012

Flusterbate

To hatefuck yourself - the more painful the better - instead of lube use salt or chalk

Tyrone Biggins flusterbates 6-10 times a day.

by Rick James May 5, 2004

frustrated queer

someone who when drunk believes they are a gay lizard.

typically frustrated.... and queer

whose that frustrated queer?
oh thats just...tim rogers

by jackie. Sueref July 6, 2011

frusterpated

(1) the feeling of angst one experiences when nothing seem to come out right.

(origin) a combination of frustrated and constipated

My new job leaves me somewhat frusterpated because I don't yet understand exactly what I'm doing.

by eboNJ January 28, 2010