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Five N Unda

Five N Unda it’s like the dollar store but it’s not!
Old lady: I gotta tall you about this new store my grandson told me about! It’s called five n Unda it’s like the dollar store but it’s not! I’d kill for five n Unda I’d sell my soul for it!
Man: Ma’am this is a subway
by MichaelMellonaid September 16, 2019
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Dry Five

Dry Five
Verb:

1. To perform the sexual act known as fisting without lubrication.

Bro did she let you dry five her last night?

2. Having unsatisfactory and uncomfortable intercourse for a short amount of time.

All I need right now is a dry five... It's been a minute.

Noun:

1. Any situation in which one party gets the short end of the stick.

You're totally giving me a dry five right now dude!
Dry Five
Verb:

1. To perform the sexual act known as fisting without lubrication.

Bro did she let you dry five her last night?

2. Having unsatisfactory and uncomfortable intercourse for a short amount of time

All I need right now is a dry five... It's been a minute.

Noun:

1. Any situation in which one party gets the short end of the stick

You're totally giving me a dry five right now dude.
by TSM19046 June 25, 2020
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New Jersey high five

When a gentleman ejaculates into his hand prior to shaking hands with another man.
Before I quit my job I made sure to give my boss the New Jersey high five.
by Ihatemakingnewnames February 15, 2020
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Fried Mushrooms

One of the best things ever. Good with Steak.
If everyone had Fried Mushrooms, there would be no need for war.
by BlackCadillac May 16, 2010
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five second rule

A simple rule stating that food dropped on the ground is still perfectly edible if it is picked up in five seconds. Ingeniously created by guys for the sole purpose of reducing wasted food and allowing a person that second chance they needed to enjoy their food.
Jason: I dropped my steak on the ground!
Chris: That sucks.
Jason: Nah, five second rule, I saved it.
Chris: Nice.
by brolli. July 22, 2008
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High Five Friday

In these troubled times in which we live, we are constantly searching for that one moment of pure joy that can uplift our spirits and bring them to a higher plane. People have sought for centuries that one golden flash of brilliance that would justify their lives, the arrow that would soar into the heart of darkness and vanquish the malevolent vortex that drains the very soul of mankind. We have known of and guarded this provenance of enlightenment for generations, and it is now time for destiny to unfold and unleash this power upon the masses. Of course you know of what we speak: THE HIGH-FIVE!!!
"Dude,you going to High Five Friday?!?!"

"You know it!!!"
by Geoff Enright February 27, 2008
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phone five

Slapping a cell phone as though giving a high five, usually preceded by yelling "PHONE FIVE!" and used primarily when excited.
Barney: Ted, tonight we're gonna go out, we're gonne meet some ladies, it's gonna be legendary. Phone five!

(Barney does a high five with his cellphone.)

Ted's Voiceover: I had no idea why I hung out with Barney.

Barney: You didn't phone-five, did you? I know when you don't phone five, Ted!
by lilygreeneyes August 28, 2007
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