fatterbate

to masterbate of the fat.

to make your fat feel good, you fatterbate...

by Dropshot422 January 6, 2008

Fritterness

Used to let it be know that you wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

Scott: "Hey HOMO, you can't climb that mountain!"
Jeremy: "WOOOOW. Yes I can, I have fritterness.

by FixIns June 13, 2010

Fatter than a Republican in a Tub Full of Poor People

A phrase expressing shock at a person's size. Republicans are known to suck the blood of the poor as primary sustenance. Naturally, a Republican may become quite fat when allowed to feast freely on the poor.

Look at that guy walking into Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies! He's fatter than a Republican in a tub full of poor people.

by Nick S December 5, 2004

CERES Fraternity

A group of sexy bitches who are often seen studying hard but partying harder. These women often have amazing hair, good looks, and great style. They could kick anyones ass in jeans and cowboy boots while still looking fine as hell. Any guy in college would want to date a CERES Fraternity girl.

Dude: The other day I saw this CERES Fraternity girl with great hair, man I'd want to date her.

Dudes Friend: Seriously?! I was saw one too, she had perfect hair and a nice ass!

by PVEG December 1, 2011

Frotter

One who gets sexual pleasure from the act of rubbing themselves against others in public. From the French, "Frottage."

Stop! Police! A puffin frotter!

by Addler July 19, 2006

Saggy Fritter

This is most commonly found in females when the vaginal flaps begin to sag and droop after too much intercourse. Although it is most commonly found in women it can also be rarely found in men after a severe rupturing of the shitebox.

I'M NOT GIVING YOU A LICK OUT! YOU HAVE ONE SERIOUSLY SAGGY FRITTER!

by DAVE1888 January 18, 2011

Professional Fraternity

A fraternity that is professional in nature, often linked to the business world. Professional fraternities are usuall co-ed and offer members the opportunity to network with professionals, enhance their academic standing, do community service, and have social outings. Being a member of a professional fraternity looks great on a resume.

Wow, he's in the professional fraternity Delta Sigma Pi, he's hired.

by Persian Professional December 26, 2008