fragilelitis

plural of fragility

Guin is suffering a extreme case of fragilelitis today

by Antz911 May 31, 2011

Frailer

An extremely fragile piece of computer equipment that is prone to failing.

That server is always down. It’s such a frailer.

by Frailer Stan March 14, 2018

white fragility

The theory that whites are protected from ever hearing anything bad about white people somehow and so refusal to listen to how white people are bad is because they are fragile crybabies. According to the theory, societies like the US are very diligent in making sure whites aren't ever uncomfortable, talked negatively about, or removed from media, education, or elite positions.

Far from constantly hearing from every corner about how they are hated, oppressive, and needing to be removed and replaced in our media and society with more nonwhite people, whites are presumably completely unaware of any belief that they are bad and seldom encounter people who talk about that.

Example 1:

"Hey, I saw you opted out of the Diversity in Management seminar."
"Yeah, I need to get this project out and I'm really busy. Plus I already read the email summary and did the quiz."
"Figures you'd be really disgusting about it. I'm not even fucking shocked you have so much white fragility."

Example 2:

"Did you see X on the news last night? I can't believe how racist the police in this city are. It's disgusting."
"I don't watch the news."
"Fucking really? White men really are so soft. White fragility in this country is just ridiculous when you can't take half an hour every day to pay attention to POC suffering."

by TheGrinchWhoStoleKwanza November 29, 2022

fraggle naggle bullshit

What someone says when presented with an extremely unpleasant (or unfair) situation.

Person 1: I know Saturday is your day off, but we need you to come in and work overtime.

Person 2: What?! That's some fraggle naggle bullshit!

by savannuh March 19, 2009

Braggle Fraggle

The act of jumping out of a bush or confined space and shouting the words "BRAGGLE FRAGGLE" in an attempt to scare a person.

I Braggle Fraggled my kid brother the other day. He peed his pants!

by TheEadernator July 1, 2009

fraggle twat

a person who resembles a cave dwelling creature that performs sexual favors in public bathrooms.

I stood in the bathroom line for 20 mins because some Fraggle Twat was in there with a guy!

by Aimsab May 25, 2007

Fraggle

A young, often homeless meth head of either gender in the Baltimore/Wash DC area usually tied to the gay community, however not always gay themselves. These "kids" (ranging in age 18-35) can be seen various hours day and night wandering the streets of DC looking for their next shot-or a couch upon to crash having been kicked from their last hangout. 1-on-1 they aren't too bad, but as a group they are generally trouble. Wherever they appear, the police (who know them all by name) aren't far behind-most likely following them to see where their source originates. In a good year, the Fraggles find 1-2 people with whom they can move into their homes and live for free until the person (usually a dealer) is busted and immediately robbed by the Fraggles, who then move on to their next victim. Most Fraggles have numerous psychological problems (many believe their insanity will keep them out of prison) in addition to their addiction, not to mention high rates of STD's. They will call at any hour repeatedly, but never from the same number twice. If you live in their path they will appear at your door, unannounced and with numerous new friends for a variety of reasons. If they cannot get past your front desk security they will create a scene in the lobby, or scream at the top of their lungs, regardless the hour, from the street below your bldg until you allow entry -or whoever they believe you have with you exits. They're profusely sorry following such events until the next occurrence.

"Those two bitches got in another fight over that Fraggle they both claim is their boyfriend again."

"Wait!? Which boyfriend? The dude that the fat bitch has had three different restraining orders against in the past three months? The gay dude?"

"Yes, that guy. It doesn't matter....they are all Fraggles anyway!"

by Tenoc August 20, 2012