Pooping-it-Forward

Based on the pay-it-forward theory, but in an office environment and including poop. One worker walks in on a co-worker while that co-worker is pooping in a communal bathroom stall. That co-worker, who was walked in on, then walks in on another co-worker pooping in a communal bathroom stall thus pooping-it-forward.

In Dennis’ first few weeks with Company A he really needed to take a poop. He entered the men’s room and pulled open the handicap stall door and there sat Jason, Dennis’ co-worker, dropping the kids off at the pool. A few months later Randy, another Company A employee, had a Taco Bell moment where he just had to go. In a hurry he flung open the handicap stall door and found a situation much like your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger. There sat Dennis upon the company throne, pooping, while texting his girl. At that point, Dennis completed the cycle of pooping-it-forward.

by RandyPits March 4, 2008

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The bad asses on the rugby pitch. They use brute force to maintain possession of the ball. They engage in majority of the rucks and are right in the middle of the scrum. Basically, they are men doing man shit.

Forward positions consist of the props, the hooker, the locks, the flankers, and the 8 man. Typically, they wear jersey numbers 1-8.

The forwards did work today during the match, leaving the other team beaten and bruised. Let's go to the pub, get drunk and sing hilariously crude songs.

by Blind Side September 15, 2009

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