the founding fondling fathers

The founding fondling fathers was formed in 2017. It is a group of 5 girls, Athena, Elizabeth, Hala, Isabella, and Jumana. The founding fondling fathers, shortened to the FFF, all follow the gaming fungus. We are major gaming fungus supporters. The FFF was only supposed to fondle each other, but one day, Athena went crazy. She wanted to fondle everyone, which is strictly against our FFF rules. The gaming fungus told us our purpose was to bring the community together through fondlement. To show fondlement to the people so they could fondle each other. We are not supposed to fondle outside of the FFF, as it is a sin against the gaming fungus. Though Athena did not care, she wanted to fondle everyone in sight. She even fondled your mom. Athena started fondling just our people, but then, she ran out of people. She decided to prey on children, and even animals too too. Be careful, if you are under the age of 13, or an animal of any sort, you are not safe from Athena, the dark father. OH NO, IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO WARN YOU GUYS, BEWARE OF ATHEN DA PRO, THE DARK FATHE-

Person One: I heard Athena, one of the founding fondling fathers, was in our city. Fondling and preying on the children and animals.

Person Two: Do not say that name, we only say the name for educational purposes. Otherwise you refer to her as The Dark Father.

by ughlife123 June 27, 2021

finding negro

A Sharks Tale. shite blacker version of finding nemo which uses phrases such as "aight","dawg","hup there it is",etc to appeal to "hip" people. wank.

you REALLY don't want to witness how dire this is!

by stix February 22, 2005

Founding Father

When having sex with a person, upon climax begin to discuss your favorite founding father of the United State, his political views, and their views on the world today. It is a sure way to make the person you are in bed with never call you again. It is especially effective if the partner has no idea what a founding father is.

While laying in bed he discussed with her why Thomas Jefferson, his favorite founding father, and how his views on the role of government on personal freedoms would place a whole new spin on the dialog of civil rights today. He never saw her again.

by STD Revenge May 12, 2007

fonging

Your intrail will become your extrails... pain... lots of pain...

"One more word, and i will give you the fonging of your life."

by lucly110 February 18, 2004

Fonging

To beat the shit out of someone within an inch of their life.

When i finish fonging your ass you're going to be sorry

by Jack Arentz January 11, 2004

fondangleable

Something (usually a woman) that is so incredibly beautiful, one wants simply to touch it.

There's this fondangleable girl in my Bio class

by Lee Cody September 21, 2005

finding nemo

The unpleasant act of feeling a piece of poop inside of someone while fingering his or her asshole.

She even let me finger her ass, although I ended up finding nemo so it was a little gross.

by Michael Tinks February 3, 2008