Fumblecock

the perfect insult to call a person when normal words just aren't enough.

"He is a woman-hating misogynist fumblecock."

by Sammi Wolfe April 29, 2013

fromble

To act like a goat or desire to be a goat

A person frombles when they are

1) Making goat sounds or gestures while ordering food
2) Attempt to remove your partners clothing with your mouth
3) Chew bubble gum with your mouth open
4) Are having a liking for kilts
5) Preferring the emotion of crankiness

by Dr Gruehl July 11, 2014

Fumblescrote

Fumblescrote. Adjective. Pub toilet. Panic. The act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one's pants from between the ballbag and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of piss moments before release.

'I made it to the toilet, but my thumb slipped and I suffered Fumblescrote'.

by Glennyboy December 18, 2015

fumblefuck

someone who constantly drops things and is extremely clumsy.

I cannot believe what a fumblefuck, a can be.

by dizziupthegirl April 19, 2016

fumblearn

Learning by trial by fumbling your way through life

We will fumblearn how to do this as a team

by tehkayd June 29, 2017

Fimble-Famble

(Historical Slang) A lame or sorry excuse for something.

Tom gave a fimble-famble as a reason for not finishing his homework; he attempted to say that it was eaten by a flying rat.

by Flaminghorse April 10, 2018

Fimbledump

Verb: Fimbledump; to spill an object onto the ground in such a way as to cause bemusement and wonder

Origins: American

Angela: “Did you see how Kevin just Fimbledumped earlier?”
Oscar: “I DID! He’s such a clutz.”
Angela: “At least we didn’t have to eat that chili, I wouldn’t even feed that to my cats.”

by ScribeOfTheStars October 17, 2022