Fidle Didle

To ejaculate on one's nipple usually after rubbing the nipple.

Oh baby I'm gonna Fidle Didle you all night long

by Kyce27 February 26, 2017

boil foiled

when a lady's or gentleman's underpant region become increasingly bothered, horny, moist, or brought to the boil a situation comes up which negates or foils the sensation.

A hard on boil that becomes foiled.

1: Watching late night TV for a bit of self loving when a picture of Karen Matthews, Cilla Black or Jade Goody comes on and your 'rock' becomes a 'flop'

2: When a lady is watching late night TV in the hopes that a bit of twisted gaymensex comes on and instead find nothing but Karen Matthews, Cilla Black and Jade Goody lezzing out.

3: Wanking over Britney when you realise you're her Dad.Boil Foiled.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 11, 2008

mother fondler

1. one who lovingly caresses various female parental units

2. an insult

1. I'm a mother fondler.

2. Goodness darn, that mother fondler!

by cerealman July 6, 2011

foible

Mistake.

What a foible.

by Typhlosion July 30, 2003

VCR Fondler

One who gets sexual pleasure from touching VCRs in special ways.

That bitch raped my new sony, I swear to god I'll get that VCR Fondler.

by Toxic Rage November 19, 2004

Fondle

To touch in such a way that makes another feel either very uncomfortable or horny as hell

“The boy fondled her so aggressively, she came almost instantly”
-And that’s why we don’t Fondle in the lounge any more

by FondleMeister69 August 22, 2020

K-Vegas Fetus Fondler

The act of extending one's hand as far as possible up the vagina of a pregnant woman for her pleasure and in the process accidentally or purposely tickling the unborn child.

Bro A: "Dude I was fisting my pregnant slampiece last night and I felt something really sketch."

Bro B: "Ah shit man looks like you pulled a K-Vegas Fetus Fondler on her ass!"

by ScissorMeXerxes December 13, 2010