Floggin the dolphin

A technical term used to describe furious mastrbation sparked by a case of blue balls.

That bangin ass ho wouldnt come up off that shit last night and then bitch got mad when I was floggin the dolphin.

by Panda daddy June 24, 2006

Fecal Flogging

The act two people pooping in the same toilet bowl at the same time. Where one person is sitting in a traditional fashion, while the other party sitting on the first persons lap with his anus positioned between the original party's legs.

If the poop goes through the legs without touching the legs, this can be called a poop-dunk. If the poop hits the party's legs, the bottom party has the right to rub feces on the top party. If, under any circumstances, the top party poops on the bottom parties wiener, the bottom party has the right to redeposit said poop into the anus of the top party via anal penetration.

Fecal Flogging is the strongest of brotherhoods.

by DJerak G August 12, 2012

ya fuggin dumbshit

Phrase used when calling someone "stupid" or "retartet". Started by Dyslexic Dom.

"I said go long YA FUGGIN DUMBSHIT"

by brad`` December 21, 2006

flogging the flagstick

The art of self-gratification for any true patriotic American boy.

Little Joey topped off a long day of playing with his army men by flogging the flagstick.

by stu19 May 7, 2009

Flurgin

the act of getting together for purposes of drinking and singing loudly. Usually in a Pub or private residence. Pronounced Flur- (like Blur) gin (like tin).

I'm going down to O'Ferrell's to get my flurgin on tonight, you in or out?

by Corpsepicnic March 15, 2010

corn floggin'

To spank the monkey. To wank off. To tickle the one eyed trouser snake.

You get the idea.

Stacy totally denied me last night, so
I had to go corn floggin'.

by trtyrtdyhrthrdtrhrt July 1, 2008

Bollister Fuggin

A special breed of Bollister whom often ventures over the general offensive "douchebag" level of commitment. This courageous soul has also limited thier vocabulary to simple short sentances usually ending or beginning with the word "Fuggin". A simple soul who's brainstem has no chance of returning back to earth.

Bollister Fuggin- "Fuggin, that chick loves me fuggin."

Normal person- "What?...Who?"

Bollister Fuggin- "Fuggin lampshade fuggin"

Normal Person- "Uh, yeah. Ok"

by Dovanni Jobe January 2, 2012