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The act of repeatedly inserting one, two, three or four fingers to penetrate the vagina of a female.
Similar to finger banging, however usually done in a tropical or beach environment (Although some debate that it can be done anywhere even rat infested incest ridden trailer parks and piss flooded club toilets HOWEVER the minimum requirement for a Fonga Bongan is a warm summer-like day or the sound of bongo drums.
Similar to finger banging, however usually done in a tropical or beach environment (Although some debate that it can be done anywhere even rat infested incest ridden trailer parks and piss flooded club toilets HOWEVER the minimum requirement for a Fonga Bongan is a warm summer-like day or the sound of bongo drums.
Jayden: Yo G, whats good, how was your holiday to Barbados?
Gervonte: Yes Jdot, it were lit, plenty of gyal, i fucked 2 different gyal every day, 4 on Friday and Saturday but Sunday I seen Rihanna pon road! u know she from Barbados yeh; so she were just driving by, stopped the car, asked me to get in and u know how i do, I smashed that ting for 26hours that day like a savage!
Jayden: Raaah, i swear you’re a bad man G, nobody does it like you. Rihanna..Yo hold up, ain’t that Tyrell over there. I swear he said hes going, Yo Tyrell!
Gervonte: Yo fuck Tyrell, the niccas been hating on me since day1, always watchin what i do. Don’t holla that nigga.
Jayden: Yo G don’t say that about your dad. That nigger 65 and still hustling to pay for them Jordans, Yes Uncle T, everything cool? Gervonte just been tellin me about the madness, all the gyal he been smashin, he locked the game off over there and dont get me started on Rihanna.
Tyrell: This lil nicca been talking shit again? the only game he had was holding hands with the 55year old hairy sweaty English lady.
Gervonte: Yeh after i held her hand i took her by the palm trees on the beach, drank coconut water played some Fonga Bongan!
Jayden: Damnnn nigger how you miss that out of your story, nobody gives a fuck about 4girls a day or Rihanna if you done a fonga bong. My nigga, you right your daddy is a hater, yo fuck you tyrell, u talk shit to Gervonte again, me n him gonna fuck your baby mother real good.
Gervonte: Yes Jdot, it were lit, plenty of gyal, i fucked 2 different gyal every day, 4 on Friday and Saturday but Sunday I seen Rihanna pon road! u know she from Barbados yeh; so she were just driving by, stopped the car, asked me to get in and u know how i do, I smashed that ting for 26hours that day like a savage!
Jayden: Raaah, i swear you’re a bad man G, nobody does it like you. Rihanna..Yo hold up, ain’t that Tyrell over there. I swear he said hes going, Yo Tyrell!
Gervonte: Yo fuck Tyrell, the niccas been hating on me since day1, always watchin what i do. Don’t holla that nigga.
Jayden: Yo G don’t say that about your dad. That nigger 65 and still hustling to pay for them Jordans, Yes Uncle T, everything cool? Gervonte just been tellin me about the madness, all the gyal he been smashin, he locked the game off over there and dont get me started on Rihanna.
Tyrell: This lil nicca been talking shit again? the only game he had was holding hands with the 55year old hairy sweaty English lady.
Gervonte: Yeh after i held her hand i took her by the palm trees on the beach, drank coconut water played some Fonga Bongan!
Jayden: Damnnn nigger how you miss that out of your story, nobody gives a fuck about 4girls a day or Rihanna if you done a fonga bong. My nigga, you right your daddy is a hater, yo fuck you tyrell, u talk shit to Gervonte again, me n him gonna fuck your baby mother real good.
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To love so intensely that the actual word “love” does not portray the amount of affection, dedication and intense burning that one feels for another.
To love so intensely that the actual word “love” does not portray the amount of affection, dedication and intense burning that one feels for another.
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The largest, most dangerous member of the Flog family, made popular throughout history for its utter stupidity, nobbish demeanour and general wankyness.
Once thought to be extinct, it was recently brought back to life by scientists who grew them in test tubes from common house mould, trash pop culture and other unsavoury substances, and released to roam around a theme park with others of their kind on a small island in the Pacific Ocean, until an accident released them on the general public, causing widespread damage to the balance of society and ruining your day by being a comple dickwad.
Avoid any and all interactions this species.
If cornered by a Flogasaurus, avoid sudden movements, refrain from using big words, logic, reason, or making sense.
Keep eye contact at all cost!
Utter the phrase "Clever Girl/Boy/Gender Identity"
Back away slowly.
Live to tell the tale.
The largest, most dangerous member of the Flog family, made popular throughout history for its utter stupidity, nobbish demeanour and general wankyness.
Once thought to be extinct, it was recently brought back to life by scientists who grew them in test tubes from common house mould, trash pop culture and other unsavoury substances, and released to roam around a theme park with others of their kind on a small island in the Pacific Ocean, until an accident released them on the general public, causing widespread damage to the balance of society and ruining your day by being a comple dickwad.
Avoid any and all interactions this species.
If cornered by a Flogasaurus, avoid sudden movements, refrain from using big words, logic, reason, or making sense.
Keep eye contact at all cost!
Utter the phrase "Clever Girl/Boy/Gender Identity"
Back away slowly.
Live to tell the tale.
"Ah crap, here comes that clown name...
That dude is seriously such a Flogasaurus."
"... Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to wear a mask in this establishment, please stop waving your hands around and yelling about your rights like a total Flogasaurus... "
" Here, on the grassy plains of the Serengeti, the large male Flogasaurus barks his mating call at the top of his lungs, his dominant posture and low IQ flaunted publicity for all to see, in hopes that he, as unlikely as it might be, impresses a potential mate, and, in turn, carry on his legacy, in the Great Circle of Life. "
That dude is seriously such a Flogasaurus."
"... Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to wear a mask in this establishment, please stop waving your hands around and yelling about your rights like a total Flogasaurus... "
" Here, on the grassy plains of the Serengeti, the large male Flogasaurus barks his mating call at the top of his lungs, his dominant posture and low IQ flaunted publicity for all to see, in hopes that he, as unlikely as it might be, impresses a potential mate, and, in turn, carry on his legacy, in the Great Circle of Life. "
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