Penile Flogging

The act of hitting someone with a penis.

He gave her face a penile flogging.

by Countlevula October 1, 2011

flobo

n. /floʊ-boʊ/

1. A hobo who lives in a sewer or storm drain, especially those using the flow of water as a primary means of transportation.

2. Any subterranean vagrant inhabiting man-made tunnels.

"The tunnels beneath Moscow host a veritable legion of sewerbound psychotics, squatters, flobos, hookers (or "manholes" as they're called in the local slang), underpimps, pipemen, cricketeers, and thieves - and not a few specimens of truly unique megafauna - warily coexisting in the city's sprawling, twilit netherworld."
-Vitaliy Kaprov, De Historibus Muscovum Chthonium (1924)

by J.H. Pepper June 25, 2009

flogging the dolphin

to jerk off;masturbate;rubbing one out

Joe didnt get it in with his girlfriend,so instead he started flogging the dolphin

by tmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 6, 2011

Flog the Dolphin

Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off

You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!

by Penguin6427 October 12, 2008

flogjob

when your ballsack is so saggy that when you sit on the toilet your balls bob above the water like little booeys and when you go to flush they get sucked down and you're stuck.

"Holy shit man, i just got flogjobbed!"

by missbitch;] January 7, 2010

flagon

Irish: a 2 litre bottle of cider

ah sean could go in and get us 3 flagons

by seanibalfe January 12, 2009

Flogging Molly

The Greatest band in the world, they have the best combinations of instrumensts ever. If you havent ever heard these guys play.....you havent lived. Do yourself a favor and download one of their songs.....like....Devil Dance Floor.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003