floam

that crappy synthetic "magical" substance, whenyou first saw the commercial in like second grade and was like HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS STUFF

commercial: "FLOAM IS AMAZING STICKS TO ANY SURFACE *insert little kid putting floam on any object; scooter, dinosaur, school project, white windowless van, yo pick it*
kid: MOM I NEED THIS

later...
*kid uses floam* "this stuff is shit

by (: (: :) :) February 28, 2011

floess

1. Suffers from reefer madness.
2. Afraid of bears.
3. Doesn't know his last name.
4. Loves dirty rancid poontang
5. Attracted to chinless girls.

Floess did chinless in the washer room.
She was in her period so it was bloody.

by Fairbnks February 23, 2005

Fleming Moment

When you or someone does or says something completely retarded.

Jackson had a Fleming Moment after kissing Josh

by fleming_is_dumb June 27, 2019

flem pop (inhale)

The annoying occurence when inhaling, a piece of flem stretches and makes a gargantuan popping noise:)

Gotta have my pops.

by Jordan January 4, 2004

FLEM wad

A fan of the webcomic FLEM, or one who enjoys the cartoons of J. L. Grant - created 1999, origin unknown.

I knew he was a FLEM wad when he showed up at the club dressed like Faith in the Lesbian Ninja storyline.

by Beezus October 30, 2004

Flemish Fire Truck

An abnormally red penis that produces enough seed, of Dutch speaking origin, to put out a small house fire.

My girl got too hot so I cooled her off with my Flemish Fire Truck!

by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009

Carlene Fleming

A walking talking goddamn humungous obese lump of toxic trash ranging from 500lb to 2500lb. She is a squatter and lives in a govt funded shack stealing govt funds to pay for hair and nail jobs up to $1500 and pilfering taxpayer money to ferry her fat ass to the shop a couple if yards across the street where she hangs around after dark to deal weed and get high with her extremely irritating entitled kids who also weigh hundreds of lbs. She is blacklisted by car rental companies (she got the money by faking disability) after breaking the suspension on at least 2 dozen cars and refusing to pay repair costs, for which she has been jailed several times in a supermax prison (not supermax in terms of security but in terms cell size to accommodate the foot wide cascade of fatty flabs dangling from her 4' wide chest. When walking along public roads and across bridges she must attach an 'oversize' numberplate and a police escort will accompany her as she is a hazard to public safety. She is a nasty brat an screams like a banshee Karen at every opportunity to defend the trouble her entitled bratty kids get in when they misbehave (the only thing they know how to do). Everyone passing this oversize whore/hoar is repelled not only by the nauseating stench of rotting flesh but also of the sewerage she bathes in and the overmatured stilton cheese she greases her hair with.

When a Carlene Fleming was hired at my elementary school, we all skipped class and freaked out. The Carlene Flemong caused the largest incident of mass hysteria ever recorded.

by Cudbcnfcncjc August 23, 2019