A fan of the webcomic FLEM, or one who enjoys the cartoons of J. L. Grant - created 1999, origin unknown.
I knew he was a FLEM wad when he showed up at the club dressed like Faith in the Lesbian Ninja storyline.
by Beezus October 30, 2004
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Females that pride themselves in taking a stereotypical female role of belonging in the kitchen, expecting to be made a housewife without the need for ambitions or any personality while hoping to be attractive to their ideal "perfect man."
These females tend to put too much value in men and get upset when they're found to be imperfect, just like them.
They tend to roll out the red carpet for men in general, even when the man in question brings nothing to the table.
They tend to stay in a relationship, even when it's blatantly obvious they're being taken advantage of to them and even their peers, most of the time with the male being uninterested in the relationship.
A female who puts dicks before chicks.
Females that pride themselves in taking a stereotypical female role of belonging in the kitchen, expecting to be made a housewife without the need for ambitions or any personality while hoping to be attractive to their ideal "perfect man."
These females tend to put too much value in men and get upset when they're found to be imperfect, just like them.
They tend to roll out the red carpet for men in general, even when the man in question brings nothing to the table.
They tend to stay in a relationship, even when it's blatantly obvious they're being taken advantage of to them and even their peers, most of the time with the male being uninterested in the relationship.
A female who puts dicks before chicks.
"Did you see how absorbed Kelly is in her relationship? You can tell he's not even interested in her- she still seems to enjoy doing his dishes and shit anyways. She's a total femsimp."
by Smudge Cuddler March 15, 2020
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A small somewhat urbanized community, about 5 minutes southeast of Ellwood City, PA.
Known to once be a suburb of the aforementioned bustling steel town of Ellwood, led by Colonel Brian, they tried to secede from the Ellwood City - Fleeson's Ellport unity pact, established in 1856. However resident's of Ellwood put down this revolt, and now in present-day, the communities have forgotten about it, and live peacefully with each other.
Known to once be a suburb of the aforementioned bustling steel town of Ellwood, led by Colonel Brian, they tried to secede from the Ellwood City - Fleeson's Ellport unity pact, established in 1856. However resident's of Ellwood put down this revolt, and now in present-day, the communities have forgotten about it, and live peacefully with each other.
"Hey let's go to Fleeson's Ellport and catch the little league game, my son's playing."
"...where at?..."
"They're at the pit, ya'know the community park where the baseball games are played."
"Oh, right, the pit, i remember when it was just called the park!"
"...where at?..."
"They're at the pit, ya'know the community park where the baseball games are played."
"Oh, right, the pit, i remember when it was just called the park!"
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