flatuface

the frozen look on someones face when someone sitting in front of them i.e. church , the movie theater, on a bus train plane or automobile. after that person in front silently farts and it hits the person behind them in the face with ass gas.

everything was fine at the dmv for joey , until right before they called his number he was overcome by FLATUFACE.. the person who dealt it pretended it wasnt them .,, but he did say... nice flatuface!!

by Wayback April 22, 2018

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Flatmate

a person who you share a room with

My flatmate's telling me to put an ONION in my room

by Gokaes June 10, 2018

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Chronic Flatulitis

A doctor diagnosed condition where a person cannot control farts. The condition must be present for more than 6 months in succession and the farts must occur at least 5 times an hour every waking hour of each day.

I was farting all the time so I went to the doctor. She diagnosed me with Chronic Flatulitis.

by IRStinkee March 6, 2019

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Count Flatula

n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.

Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.

by Hubba Shyamal December 9, 2020

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Eflatulate

When you hold a fart for a long time and you're finally able to let it go.

Guy1: I had to eflatulate so bad today.
Guy2: Why?
Guy1: I was sitting in the car with my mom after eating three bean burritos, and when I finally dropped her off I ripped one.

by Blouch May 5, 2010

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