Faft

A general term used to describe procrastinating in the broad sense. Also used to describe the act of doing very little or nothing at all.

"Stop fafting already and come over to my house."

"What are you and Tina up to?" "Not much, just sitting around fafting."

"What does Huss do all day?" "Nothing, he is the faft master."

by Cob September 28, 2012

Flafenflarf

Someone who can not yodel properly.

Do not flafenflarf in music class.

by Onesness August 4, 2016

flanting

When you try to flaunt but you're too drunk for it to be successful.

That drunk girl was flanting her dance moves at the club last night.

by somegirl1738 February 12, 2017

Flaptastic

Used to describe a free flap that looks fantastic and has no cause for concern. Every clinical finding is encouraging (ie capillary refill- normal, interval venous signal- sounds AWESOME, hematoma?- NOPE)

Dr.Said, our DIEP patient is flaptastic, she is ready to go home!

by K8AI May 11, 2018

flafla flooey

One of Howard Stern's malapropisms for Gary "arrogant ape" Dell'Abate, aka Baba Booey. Dell'Abate earned various malapropism-based nicknames, e.g. "baba booey," "fafa fooey," "mama monkey," "rara retard," "stasta stinky" etc.

Gary earned this ma ma mockery upon uttering the malapropism "baba booey" referring to "Baba Louie" the sidekick of cartoon character Quick Draw McGraw.

"His breath is hot, and his gums are dry,
You can hear them when his fat lips smack;
I'll tell you the story of the boy with horse teeth,
there as green as a funeral wreath;
He's so dopey he won't come in from the rain,
if you look in his eyes you can see there's no brain;
fla, fla, fla, flaflafla, fla fla, flafla flooey..."

by klawrawkz March 31, 2020

flart

Verb - to passive agressively stomp around / slam things when you are mad at your significant other

My girl is flarting around because she's mad I am watching something she doesn't want to watch.

by An defghijklm April 1, 2020

flaf

The annoying edge, or ‘flaf’, of a sticky label when trying to peel it off. Can be either the starting point which immediately and uselessly tears or the leftover smear once the label has been finally scraped away

ow that’s an awful flaf

i tried to remove that label and i flaffed it

who flaffed this price label ?

by scmat July 25, 2022