fitchen

An EXTREMELY stupid person, or the top of the line stupid.

almost retarded! notice the word "extreme"

God damn, that guy is so mother f***ing fitchen.

by daniel greene December 26, 2006

Samm Fischered

A move done in the new Spinter Cell Choas Theory. Where you sneak up behind someone, and pretend to break thier neck or slit thier throat.

You just got Samm Fischered

by andy April 21, 2005

Beer fetcher

Like a dog fetching a bone, a beer fetcher is someone who is used for the purpose of bring you beer after beer. See also Wifeslave.

When I get home in the evenings, I usually plop down in the recliner and cut on some King of The Hill, then holler for my beer fetcher to bring me some Busch Ice.

by beer and boobs for breakfast October 5, 2010

fischered

Verbally abused repeatedly by a man with a drinking problem. Who has impregnated you twice with in a year.

Daddy came home and really fischered us tonight because the house wasn't up to his standards.

by Dingleberry2 October 1, 2013

Fitchew Asian

A Fitchew Asian is a bad Asian driver always getting into a bad situation from high anxiety. Constantly backs in and out of parking spaces; causes traffic jams on freeways and usually drives a minivan.

They are always getting into a "bad situation" but it sounds like "fitchew-asian" hence the word.

A fitchew Asian could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things

"Oh I got myself into a fitchew Asian on the freeway today when I bumped into that car"

by SanDiabloBasket February 5, 2017

Fitches

Describes a group of fuck boys and bitches.

F(uck boys)+ (B)itches

"Look over there, Fitches!"
"I don't wanna be a part of Fitches."

by idontfckingcare August 30, 2017

Ficher

Lebanese Slang for 'Lie' (mostly used by IC alumni)
Can also e used as a verb 'Fayyach' (He lied)

He Told the teacher he forgot to do his homework? What kind of Ficher is that?
Fayyach on his mom to go to the party

by Famine17 October 30, 2017