innocent overlap

Excuse you give for getting caught having sex with a new love while not having totally severed ties with your former love.

Male: I can't believe we have been banging for two weeks and your still talking to your ex!

Female: It's just an innocent overlap...

by drime ramsey January 1, 2021

mentally innocent

Mentally Innocent (adj.) A euphemism for "retarded," "window licker," "dumbshit," etc. Mainly used to insult other individuals who are not truly mentally challenged but make poor decisions.

Drill Sergeant 1: "We were just told that we couldn't call you retarded anymore."
Drill Sergeant 2: "Yeah. So we're now referring to ya'll as 'mentally innocent'."
Unidentified Soldier: -- laughs
Drill Sergeant 1: "What mentally innocent fuck just made noise in my formation?!"
Drill Sergeant 2: "Half-right face!..."

by rascal312132 July 21, 2021

innocent bitch

unlike a bitch who knows that she is a bitch and acts like one ,an innocent bitch will act like a bitch but won't admit to her wrongdoings and will continue to act all good and nice.

pete: i hear miranda is nice .
steve: she hates me coz i talk to her crush,picked a fight with me over a stapler.started going all superior on me .
pete: really, what an innocent bitch!

by magicbandit May 10, 2016

Innocent Highstander

N. A person/people who doesn't/don't smoke marijuana at a party while many others are.

Misti and I decided to be the innocent highstanders while everyone else got high.

by DeBailey December 7, 2010

Innocent smoothie

Whilst indulging in anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, you secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting mix of semen and faeces juice produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent smoothie.

"Dood, I nailed her in the butt and she sprayed an innocent smoothie all over the sheets!"

by Sodafreek November 6, 2009

Protect The Innocent

The greatest trance song ever, by "The Matrix". Remixed by Cream Team. Playing it gives a 100% sucess rate of getting someone in the mood to go out.

Hey it's wednesday, sort me out with a beer and whack The Matrix on, need to get in the mood for ziggy's

by Bot_40 October 1, 2004

destiny is innocent

Destiny Rose is the most innocent person ever. She is often framed for not being innocent but that is either a lie or photoshop. Those people are just jealous of how innocent she is.

"Destiny is innocent af."

by Dessssrose May 16, 2017