Fern Farndale-Brown

Used to describe an amazing person who is beautiful and funny

Man 1: "Hey see that girl over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a Fern Farndale-Brown"

by The man of the shadows October 26, 2012

Fern St. James

An excellent fern featured in John Mulaney's "New in Town" end credits.

Person: "Hey, have you seen the end credits for John Mulaney's 'New in Town'?"
Person 2: "No, I haven't, why?"
Person: "At the end credits, a fern is shown at the end, also known as 'Fern St. James".
Person2: "Sounds cool, can we watch tonight?"
Person: "Yeah."

by YoMa_ScreensLit October 6, 2020

where the red fern grows

Where a dog and a bitch die

I buried my dogs in where the red fern grows

by ImHell666 February 27, 2017

You Bet Your Fern

used in the book IT by Stephen King the kids use it in place of 'you bet your ass'

Person 1: So was that fun or what?
Person 2: You bet your fern it was.

by 'Salem November 11, 2009

fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.

by anonymous January 18, 2025

Planting a Fern

Getting your hands filthy and shit under your finger nails. Good for the skin, bad for the back.

I love planting a fern with akesl in the lay-bys ❤️

by the chav patter May 6, 2024

Fern

Fern is my fantasy girl.
Her exotic gothic street style is off-putting at first, but she's actually a very likable, funny person. She loves cheese, she writes poetry and plays the kazoo. she is simply misunderstood. No man will ever understand the way she talks, thinks, or even her perspective.

I’m happy I know a fern.

“Dude did you see fern today?” “Yea she was looking rlly gloomy”

by Woahhh1989 March 31, 2025