Felony. Felony is the type of person who always has your back. They’re always by your side, through thick and thin. Felony doesn’t always talk, for they fear they won’t say the right thing. They fear being alone, and constantly asks you if you’re mad at them. But you aren’t. Felony is that person there for you, and you’re there for them. They’re also very chaotic, as the name implies, usually having goblin energy. They would rob a bank with you.
by A Human Crow December 11, 2020
Get the Felonymug. Bad behavior of such an egregious degree or scope as to be deserving of serious punishment whether or not it is actually illegal.
by FoundationToEndDouchebaggery April 18, 2014
Get the felony douchebaggerymug. Entrapment by temptation or sabotage, so the target serves hard prison time or is deemed non credible to testify in court.
In order to silence a whistleblower, the rich CEO began fishing for felonies for his target by hiring actors to sabotage him.
by JDSAg April 13, 2023
Get the fishing for feloniesmug. A Tall Man from Despectable Me
by ISTHISAMOGUSAMOGUS February 2, 2024
Get the Felonious Grumug. .9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 5, 2025
Get the .9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.mug. A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.
Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?
Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!
Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!
by Bunny Palacio May 30, 2018
Get the felony bagmug. Engaging in acts of fellatio while listening to the greatest hits of famous jazz great, Thelonious Monk.
by Stillnosenseatall July 1, 2019
Get the Feloniousmug.