felching

when you do her up the ass and then lick it out after!

I felched my mama, and it was good!

by bug eyed bob September 9, 2003

felching

As we all know, felching primarily refers to shoving rodents up one's bum. Of course, we all have an urge to shove a small furry animal up our butt from time to time, but it's dangerous. Richard Gere, for example, was rumoured to have had a sad incident with a hamster, which required a surgeon to get it out.

Felching is used to stimulate the so called male G-spot, which is found somewhere up the anus. Putting the poor rodent in the freezer before inserting him makes him shiver, which makes him act like a vibrator, massaging your G-spot. When he unfreezes, I hope he eats through your colon.

by turkeydurkey July 18, 2016

Felching

When the ejaculate is licked from the anus after ejaculation into said anus.

Trent was way into felching my anus, so I dumped him.

by A-A-Ron22 December 4, 2016

felching

the homesexual act of inserting first a paper towel holder tube into the other parterns anus, and after the tube has been inserted all the way into the anus, taking a small furry animal, ie. a gerbil, and putting it into the paper towel tube that has been fully inserted into the anus, then just watching the hillarity insue.

last night heron was felching with mike and the gerbil got stuck.

by the_nugget April 8, 2009

felch

Felch is a fan company. They make ceiling fans,desktop fans,computer fans airconditioners.
Felch is also the latest teen pop sensation in vain of andy warhol and pepsi.

"Dude we should go to that felch concert"

"not until i have some felch to drink"

"felch is cool"

by Dane and Anjali June 15, 2004

felch

1. All the shit above

2. The name you give to that random black dude that thinks he can hang with your crew just cuz he's black. Felch is usually a half-black dude, most likely French and Black. He will undoubtedly be closet-status gay.

Felch aka (insert name): Hey Jamal, Dre! Whaddup my niggas! We gon' smoke five blunts tonight, right guys?

Jamal/ and or Dre: Shut up Felch.

Felch: You guys is wack. I'm goin home, squares.

Dre: good.

by The Tomster September 20, 2005

felching

The practice of inserting a live rodent wrapped in duct tape and smothered in lubricant into one's anus or vagina.

When felching a gerbil, always remember to use plenty of lube.

by JustanAngelino January 25, 2016