The scattered remains of an explosive fart or shit most commonly found in a toilet or in ones underwear.
“Brad was so disgusted by the fecal shrapnel in the toilets he appointed himself the Fecal Shrapnel Monitor on the job site”.
by CEMS guy December 9, 2008
Get the Fecal Shrapnelmug. NOUN-A term used to describe a country bumpkin who runs barefoot, even in cow pastures. They have no concern about stepping in whatever farm dung may be lying there. Often these people are missing teeth and are married to their cousins.
"Hey, look at fecal feet over there. I bet his family tree doesn't have any branches"
"Holy cow, man! Why did you bring fecal feet?? We aren't going cow tipping!!"
"I don't care if she has fecal feet, she is a well fed country girl. I bet she can cook a mean possum"
"Holy cow, man! Why did you bring fecal feet?? We aren't going cow tipping!!"
"I don't care if she has fecal feet, she is a well fed country girl. I bet she can cook a mean possum"
by Sam Davis, the original circus punk April 30, 2008
Get the fecal feetmug. A dense accumulation of feces-tainted water vapor trapped in an enclosed area.
This phenomena occurs when someone takes a long hot shower immediately following prodigious defecation.
it can alternatively occur if someone takes a dump while another party is showering.
This phenomena occurs when someone takes a long hot shower immediately following prodigious defecation.
it can alternatively occur if someone takes a dump while another party is showering.
"I thought she was just showering, and I unknowingly walked into a wall of fecal fog when I opened the bathroom door"
alternatively
"He snuck in and dropped a deuce while I was showering, it kicked up a massive fecal fog that nearly choked us both"
alternatively
"He snuck in and dropped a deuce while I was showering, it kicked up a massive fecal fog that nearly choked us both"
by Randella De'ville September 24, 2016
Get the Fecal Fogmug. Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.
And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.
by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003
Get the fecal mattermug. The observed phenomenon that the shit cycles of men who coexist together (such as in prisons, convents, bordellos, dormitories, etc.) will tend to become synchronized over time.
Guy 1: I gotta take a shit.
Guy 2: Whatever, dude - you know the boss is gonna follow you right in, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, fecal synchrony is a bitch.
Guy 2: Whatever, dude - you know the boss is gonna follow you right in, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, fecal synchrony is a bitch.
by PositiveZero March 7, 2007
Get the fecal synchronymug. by Sunil joshi March 8, 2007
Get the fecal bukkakemug. Fecal Freckle... Happens when either a man or woman is receiving a rim job (salad tossing) and happens to float a wet fart with fecal projectiles that dot the face of the person giving the rim job (salad tossing). Once this happens, it would look like a person with freckles on their face. Hence the phrase FECAL FRECKLE.
Arina was giving me a rim job this morning and I could not hold my fart in. Unfortunately some fecal matter got on her face, it made her look as if she had fecal freckles.
by Tybor June 19, 2008
Get the fecal frecklemug.