Faphammer

Fapping as fast as you can, when your hand accidentally slips off the rails and you punch yourself in the crotch, thus demolishing your nutsack. May result in bruising and/or infertility.

girl 1 "what are you doing tonight?"
girl 2 "I dunno. My bf pissed me off so I might go home and faphammer him..."

"I faphammered myself so hard last night, I think I ruptured a testy."

Girl "I hear you like it rough"
Boy " yeah, faphammer me."

"I would rather faphammer myself, than listen to one direction."

"faphammering yourself really is an erection rejection."

by faptasticomatic2000 February 26, 2015

Fatphobic

The word means to be scared of fat people but society changed into having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against Fat people, which sounds stupid, and what are you supposed to do after having trouble with life for being fat, then what from there?

Word phobic meaning:
Person 1: If you are scared of fat people that means you are 'fatphobic'
P2: Well I am Fatphobic then :D

Society meaning:
P1: I fucking hate fat people and I don't care that they are fat, they look ugly
P2: OMG! You are Fatphobic, I am posting this to twitter!

by Kaizu圭図愈 June 10, 2022

Fatphobia

The "mistreatment" of fat/obese people. Usually this is because of accomodations that don't work for them.

Anon 1: I experienced fatphobia at my workplace, they said I look disgusting!
Anon 2: That's not fatphobia, but it is rude.

by Markosia July 8, 2022

fatphil

A tiny white penis, a comment of sarcasm towards unfortunately small male genitals

*laughs.....look at that fatphil

by FiST June 15, 2003

fatphobic

This word was created by the people who are Healthyphobic

YOu ArE FaTPhObiC - says by who is 800 pounds

by me when July 23, 2022

Faleh

A person who is self confident and a passionate lover. He has a striking presence and lights up the room where he goes. People who betray him regret doing so and he is exceptional in bed. Treat him right

Look at his smile,he's definitely a faleh

by Finland saver January 10, 2021

falch

A small rodent like creature often found riding a skateboard...poorly. A falch is an illusive creature that will waer hats to cover his ridiculous boff and perhaps to make himslef seem that little bit taller...bless him. The falch is usually an agressive creature although ironically posessing no strentgh and as a result has the shit beat out of him by his peers. There is only one falch in existence today (thank God) this is because he is unable to breed due to his horrific appearence.

Person 1: OMG wot the fuck is that?
Person 2: it's ok that just falch.
Person 1: Wot's wrong with his face?

by anonymous103745638923 March 5, 2008