Flatass fatass

A fat guy with a flat ass.

Mike Pulaski is a single flatass fatass who keeps eating brisket after brisket. He's gonna be over 300 lbs soon.

by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017

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fatassedness

Fatty ass, being fat

thank god for staterbrother's contributing to my fatassedness.

by Judy December 3, 2004

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Fatassing

When people (especially cops) stand around not doing their jobs but instead eating food and/or drinking coffee.

Joe: Wow, this traffic is really backed up. You'd think the cop would be directing all the cars.
Billy: No, he's too busy fatassing. Look he's got a donut in one hand and a coffee in the other!

by LuLuAiC May 3, 2009

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Fatass

Someone or Something with a fatass Not Thick

A Fatass Person Who Acts like GANG memver
Girl with a Fat ass
Damn Talia lose some wait you Fat Bitch
#bitch #dumb

by Cockblock456 June 1, 2019

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The Fatass of Transilvania

1. A fat version of Dracula
2. Dracula with an eating disorder
3. A Fatass that lives in Transilvania with redicueously large man-boobs.

Oh, here comes the Fatass of Transilvania

by E.S. #13 July 28, 2010

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Leave it to fatass.

An expression uttered when an obese friend is responsible for something being fucked up.

Ken - "So can I help you rake your lawn today?"
Pete - "No, that fatfuck broke the rake taking leaves out of my truck."
Ken - "*Sigh,* Leave it to fatass."

by BananaChem November 5, 2010

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