Facebookistan
A fascist shithole virtual country that censors everything conservative or anti-liberal based on the musings of a radical left wing 3rd party proletariat responsible for moderating online content.
A fascist shithole virtual country that censors everything conservative or anti-liberal based on the musings of a radical left wing 3rd party proletariat responsible for moderating online content.
I posted something online last night about Joe being a little handsy, but of course it was taken down because I said it in Facebookistan.
by Virginia Dude May 26, 2020
Get the Facebookistan mug.The act of amassing hundreds of friends over multiple years and then, in one day, posting multiple crotch-shots of yourself, sex pics of yourself and any offensive or racist comments on your Facebook profile for the sole purpose of seeing how many people will De-Friend you in a 24 hr. period.
After normal Facebooking for several years, I grew tired of the medium and decided to do some Extreme Facebooking, so I posted ten before-and-after photos of the night in which I laid a 'Hot Carl' on Ms. Madeleine Albright's chest and proceeded to Chili-dog her, losing 127 friends in the process.
by painfulQueef November 14, 2011
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When you step outside the realms of social networking, and actually communicate with an acquaintance through face to face, verbal contact.
face to facebook, face to facebooking, face to facebooker
face to facebook, face to facebooking, face to facebooker
by limeywesty February 24, 2011
Get the face to facebooking mug.The act of posting status updates in an angry state of mind. Normally about how other people "annoy" or "piss me off" and is generally bothersome to other people who may read, though other people may just jump in behind them.
Person A: ARGHGGH person C makes me SSOOOOOOO ANGREHHH! blargh!!!!11!!one!!!!!1!eleven!!!
Person B: OMG I AGREEEEEEEEEEEE
Person D: Enough of the angry facebooking...
Person B: OMG I AGREEEEEEEEEEEE
Person D: Enough of the angry facebooking...
by smooth-operator December 15, 2010
Get the Angry Facebooking mug.The shenanigans or hoodwinks that go on when one posts false or deliberately misleading information on facebook as a joke. Typically occurring within insular real-world communities also connected via facebook.
by Sarah King March 25, 2008
Get the facebookery mug.When two people facebook together as a team
They comment on & "like" the same posts mere minutes apart. They also share pics & tag each other on notes. One will take the same quiz, add the same app, join the same group or become a fan of something immediately after the other one does. This type of facebooking duo constantly posts on each other's wall & shares inside jokes & obvious intimate understanding of their vague status updates. They may chat with each other on facebook even though they are sitting in the same room & could talk audibly instead.
These people come across as insecure, lame, cheesy & noobish in the ways of facebook. Everyone appreciates the feeling of belonging & being a valued part of their facebook crowd, but tandem facebookers take it too far & ironically alienate themselves to a degree. Tandem facebooking lowers social value even though the duo may find a huge sense of security in navigating facebook together. They may be trying too hard to look active on facebook or be too lazy to cultivate an original presence there while an ideal lies more to the middle of the spectrum.
One of the easiest ways for tandem facebookers to overcome this label & demonstrate independent thought & confidence is to sometimes wait a few hours between posting comments or clicking "like" on the walls of mutual friends.
They comment on & "like" the same posts mere minutes apart. They also share pics & tag each other on notes. One will take the same quiz, add the same app, join the same group or become a fan of something immediately after the other one does. This type of facebooking duo constantly posts on each other's wall & shares inside jokes & obvious intimate understanding of their vague status updates. They may chat with each other on facebook even though they are sitting in the same room & could talk audibly instead.
These people come across as insecure, lame, cheesy & noobish in the ways of facebook. Everyone appreciates the feeling of belonging & being a valued part of their facebook crowd, but tandem facebookers take it too far & ironically alienate themselves to a degree. Tandem facebooking lowers social value even though the duo may find a huge sense of security in navigating facebook together. They may be trying too hard to look active on facebook or be too lazy to cultivate an original presence there while an ideal lies more to the middle of the spectrum.
One of the easiest ways for tandem facebookers to overcome this label & demonstrate independent thought & confidence is to sometimes wait a few hours between posting comments or clicking "like" on the walls of mutual friends.
Person A: "Oh, that group you just joined sounds funny! I'm gonna join it too!"
Person B: "No, wait! Wait at least a couple of hours so people won't see that we're tandem facebooking!"
Person B: "No, wait! Wait at least a couple of hours so people won't see that we're tandem facebooking!"
by Hip Mama February 7, 2010
Get the tandem facebooking mug.Noun: The psychological process one goes through when growing their presence and participation in the Facebook social network.
Typically there are Five Stages:
Stage Zero – Resistance
Stage One – Private Sharing
Stage Two – Community Building
Stage Three – Networking
Stage Four – Total Acceptance
Verb: To be Facebookified
Typically there are Five Stages:
Stage Zero – Resistance
Stage One – Private Sharing
Stage Two – Community Building
Stage Three – Networking
Stage Four – Total Acceptance
Verb: To be Facebookified
Noun:(ex.) "Facebookification is inevitable."
Verb: (ex.) “That girl knows everyone! She’s definitely Stage Four Facebookified.”
Verb: (ex.) “That girl knows everyone! She’s definitely Stage Four Facebookified.”
by Bizemom November 21, 2010
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