Flaffle

Flirtatious Waffle: Innocent and largely meaningless, funny, exaggerated conversations between members of the opposite sex. / Ice breaking. / A conversation between a couple who know each other well, and are comfortable with each other.

Boy "So, you are going to play a bear in next weeks performance. Well you will be the prettiest bear ever, even if I say so myself"
Girl "That's all very well, but what about my male bear?"
Boy "You are a married bear then are you?"
Girl "Of course! I want you to be my male bear!"
Boy "Haha, will do"

- Flaffle, classic example.

Boy "You are my special angel"
Girl "Then I can fly to you!"
Boy "Of course, I will catch you when you land"

- Flaffle texting example.

by Alexander_cas August 24, 2011

Faffa

Faffa describes a scene where two or more people get involved in sexual actions. But those actions last longer than usual. Usually it is because they are either horny, or want to try out new positions to spice up their sexy time with people.

I wanna faffa with someone all day *sob*

by why do u wanna know bro December 9, 2012

faffief

Faffief!! Just faffief it.

Pheer teh faffief!

by YanaMan January 11, 2004

faffoon

(n), dumbass
used as you would use the word nigga

whats up my faffoon
yo faffoon, what it do

by beatthembongos June 16, 2010

faffy

Australian slang for vagina.

We're going faffy hunting.

by dec0de June 7, 2004

Fwaf

Fapping with a friend(s)
Friends using tools of sexual pleasure on each other

I spent my days off fwafing

You can come over later and we can fwaf

by Whats your handle May 27, 2016

FAFFH

An acronym for Fucked and Far From Home. Used to describe an unbelievably negative and unwelcome situation. Can also describe the state an object is in.

Bob: Our landing gear just fell off our airplane.
Stanley: Well now we're fucked and far from home. (FAFFH)

Susan: There is a dead mangled raccoon in my car's engine.
Jacob: Sounds like your car is fucked and far from home.
Susan: So is the raccoon!

by hgf921 January 2, 2009