Finnish summer is really great like in this passage from the Bible:
"Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made.”
"Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made.”
by whoever I may be May 27, 2019
A term coined by professional shit poster (and Youtuber) Jeff Holiday, a Finnish bidet is taking a shit in the middle of a blizzard, and letting your body heat melt the frost on your ass in order to wash yo ass (Tariq Nasheed style)
Bertha didn't wipe her ass after taking a shit in the her outhouse in the middle of a blizzard, she just Finnish Bidet'd it
by Wizard of Cummies December 19, 2017
by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023
When you freeze your penis to where it starts being painful, then you run inside and place it inside of your sleeping significant others vagina.
It's cold outside, my dicks about to freeze off I better run inside and give the old wifey a Finnish Icicle to save it from happening.
by Mr.Bee February 21, 2022
September 3rd is Finnish appreciation day
Appreciate people from Finland
*to a Finnish person* You are appreciated.
Appreciate people from Finland
*to a Finnish person* You are appreciated.
by Chicken nugget 171 August 05, 2022
What I call homo-sapiens who are headstrong.
Person 1: Are you headstrong?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "The Finnish Twist Of Versatility"
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "The Finnish Twist Of Versatility"
by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 18, 2025
A sex act where the male farts in the females mouth and then the female blows out the fart from her mouth into a fire that ignites the fart blown out from her mouth.
by _123345_ July 26, 2021