The Finnish slide

When you're exiting a hot tub or sauna you proceed to slide your genitals across the face of a unexpecting person , partner .

After sliding his genitals across my face , while getting out of the got tub he proclaimed he gave me the Finnish slide .

by Ack dog November 3, 2022

Real Finnish Hours

The time of night, Usually 12am-3am when your alone and have nothing to do, you play Finnish folk music very loudly mainly the Finnish folk song Säkkijärven Polka

I'm home alone , and it real Finnish Hours my comrades.

by Large Milk May 9, 2018

The Finnish for wolf

A very Susi word

-the Finnish for wolf is very susi
-i swear to god John please stop making amongus references it's ruining our relationship I can't stand this anymore if you say just ONE amongus reference I WILL leave you

by Theov5 July 4, 2022

Drink, Finnish Style

A method of drinking (especially practised while travelling to foreign countries) whereby boastful claims of drinking prowess are made followed by challenges with anyone who happens to be at the bar (or by oneself). This is then repeated for around half an hour before passing out over a small fence projectile vomiting and, when carried home, defecating in a small bin in your bedroom.

Finnish style drinker: "Finns can drink more than any of you; we can drink more than whales!"
Everyone else: "We believe you."
Finnish style drinker: "You don't believe me? Watch! This is how you drink, Finnish style!"
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Finnish style drinker: "*Huuuurgh*...*Hurrgh*...ow, my face."
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Finnish style drinker:"I had a dream last night that I really needed a shit...but then I was fine"

by LDNdrinker April 27, 2010

Big Finnish Energy

When someone is nearly unable to take a joke, and take everything seriously

"Bro I was talking to this chick last night, and said I wanna die as a joke, and she got all worried and shit"
"Bro she might have big finnish energy"

by _kiddy_ August 16, 2019

Big Finnish Energy

A person who always takes jokes to seriously, and takes things personally

"Bro I said this chick was a jerk last night, and she stormed off"
"Don't worry bro she probably just had big finnish energy

by _kiddy_ August 16, 2019

the finnish grand dragon

A sex act where the male farts in the females mouth and then the female blows out the fart from her mouth into a fire that ignites the fart blown out from her mouth.

Him: Hey, do you wanna do the finnish grand dragon with me today?

Her: Yeah.

by _123345_ July 26, 2021