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Bad Decision Express

Riding the Bad Decision Express, or B.D.E. as it is sometimes called, involves making any sort of inappropriate, lewd, or generally abysmal decision that results in a temporary to prolonged state of personal unhappiness followed by an increase in one's friends' amusement.
Nathan rode the Bad Decision Express last night all the way to Strugglesville- he got drunk, had sex with an ugly chick, and then threw up on himself while trying to sneak out. Utterly hilarious!
by Noah Plakun March 26, 2008
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Congo Express

Term used to describe methods of mass transit where a vast majority of the riders/passengers are african americans.
"Hey, wanna take the train to the ball game?"

"I'm not taking the congo express. We'll take a cab."
by JerryF September 29, 2008
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Hot mess express

Unable to get your life together. You are the conductor to your constant drama and bullsh*t.
Char: "What's wrong with Tiffani today?"
Sierra: "Psh, I don't know, but I am definitely not jumping on that hot mess express."
by Inyra June 1, 2017
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expiration chug

when someone drinks milk very quickly on the day of the expiration date
Person a: what happened to that gallon of milk in the refrigerator?

Person b: Oh, I gave it an expiration chug, so it wouldn't go bad.

Person a: Good thinking!
by deez nutz81 July 2, 2008
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Panda Express

The worlds premier multi-national dining experience: Americanized Chinese food served to you by Mexicans.
Welcome to Panda Express. What entre would you like? Orange Chicken. Si Senor.
by sgman69 June 1, 2011
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expired__m1lk

The most sexiest man to ever walk the Earth. The gayest and most hottest person.
This:

"Have you heard of expired__m1lk?"
"No, who are they?"
"He's the sexiest man to ever walk the Earth!"
by richie toizer is gay July 5, 2021
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Expiration Dating

Expiration Dating

ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\

: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date
The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"

The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."

The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."

(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)
by murdadrum January 4, 2014
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