Escape From Tarkov

Escape From Tarkov is a garbage unrealistic fps game that will leave you shitting bricks because of the excessive occurrence of big men loaded with a shit ton of armor and guns such as a slick, exfil, or altyn.

Van Halen: Hey want to play Escape From Tarkov?
Jimi Hendrix: Nah, I don't feel like getting my legs demolished by a ks23m!

by Ur mother's touch November 28, 2021

Escape Room

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by Dichael Mouglas November 22, 2022

Escape Goat

The lame, and probably fake excuse that someone comes up with to get the hell out of a relationship (or a relationshit).

Jack didn't know how to end his relationship with Carol, so he used the fact that they went to different schools as an Escape Goat

Matt - "Dude, you're finally single again?"
Richard - "Hell yea bro, I told Megan that I'm too busy at work and I couldn't handle the relationship."
Matt - "Nice Escape Goat!"

by Majdnoon October 25, 2011

escape the humdrum

Sex game usually played by gay men where one goes down on the other and has to make him come but dodge it and not get any on him, thus escaping the humdrum.

Hey Chris I'm in the mood, let's go escape the humdrum!

by grizz April 19, 2005

Escape From Alcatraz

When a girl is blowing you in the bathtub (you're the island, your dick is the lighthouse) and when you're about to climax, you hold her head down and tell her to catch the prisoners or she'll drown.

How did Kelly drown? She let the prisoners escape from Alcatraz.

by Colonel Cuddles May 3, 2018

escape goat

Tionna Tee Smalls, author of "Girl, Get Your Mind Right" employs the phrase to discourage copulation with previous sexual partners.

They are basically using you as the escape goat. It's like my man is acting up or he dumped me or I am lonely, let me call my ex, he will answer. You understand???"

by SarahJessicaPorker November 1, 2007

escape train

A cheaper value of train, with limited services

Escape train is too cheap for me.

by jakezhao100 May 23, 2016