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Bert and Ernie

Two puppets who seek to ruin the minds of children.
Slash: Do you remember Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street?
Torch: Omg they ruined my life. Dam homos! Honestly...two guys that live together, sleep in the same room, and if the budget for Sesame Street was higher, they'd be practically sleeping on the same bed!
by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006
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ernie banks

He is a 2 year old virgin that nobody likes and is the worst boyfriend and person ever - Donald Trump and Theresa May
That guy is totally an Ernie Banks
by davehascraves February 5, 2019
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Ernie Fletcher

This is the current governor of Kentucky. Gov. Fletcher grew up in the state's second largest city, Lexington, and had dreams of becoming an astronaut. However, the devout Baptist Republican probably never knew that he would end up in the highest political seat in the State of Kentucky. His career path led him to being a fighter pilot, a physician, a preacher, and a congressmen.
He graduated from the University of Kentucky in 1974 with a mechanical engineering degree. But a few years after joining the US Air Force, president Jimmy Carter (Democrat....) cut military funding, forcing him to leave the service. He returned once again to UK around 1980, this time to medical school, where he would become a family physician after graduating in 1984. In 1989, Ernie was ordained as a Baptist minister in Lexington. He eventually got his first seat in Congress in 1994, whereupon he headed to Washington. About 2003, Fletcher was able to attain. with considerable ease, the positoion of state governor.
He is a good man who is currently struggling with the financial situation in the Commonwealth, but is making ends meet. He is trying to do what's best for the Kentuckians, and providing more luxuries within the state as well. See example below.
At Northern Kentucky University (where I go), Ernie Fletcher came to unveil a check for several million dollars to build a massive arena and sports center on the campus, serving as a large entertainment and sports event-holding stadium. He is awesome
by NKU Student August 2, 2005
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ernie's knocking

Uh-oh Ernie's knocking, i got to go drop the cosby kids off at the pool.
by sumo180 July 7, 2007
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Ernie-Dingo-drunk

The state of inebriation higher than Joseph-Fritzl-drunk and slightly more sober that 42 arrogant sudos on the piss.
This level of alcoholism instills in an individual the desire to host travel shows even though you are only capable of swearing at a puddle in the gutter and severely increases the tendancy to hit primary school students who step out of line.
Ernie Dingo: Oiiiiii, heres this good place ere called the Kimberley, heaps good place for a holiday you cunts...
Guy: Mr Dingo your rolling into my driveway and onto my bins.
Ernie Dingo: fuck that ya gin, where's your little shithead of a son, what'd he say about me?!?
Guy: He said you're being rude and that you're clearly Ernie-Dingo-drunk...
Ernie: Get him here i'll smack him up...
by SickTitties September 8, 2010
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enir

Enir is the hottest guy ever. If Enir finds you attractive, he will rawr in your face until you blow him. If you put a leash on him, he WILL instantly start acting like a dog. He will walk on four legs, and listen to everything you command him to do. Even though he may seem like a very popular bad boy, he stays a virgin until married. Even though most Enirs don't ever get married.
by enirlover12345 November 16, 2020
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Erinrose

Ireland's Rose

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Brainy, short
that girl is so like Erinrose
Aww thanks that means she smartttt
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