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A chad that does not like people and likes to talk about himself
Ernir:hey how tall are you Friend:6ft how abou Ernir:6.3!!!
Ernir by Útræl guð May 19, 2021
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tennis shoe Ernie 

The most famous geriatric in all of the greater Steubenville metropolitan area, known for driving his scooter in negative 30 degree weather. His cleaning equipment is held in two giant tubes protruding from the back of his scooter. You can usually catch him washing a window or sitting on the sidewalk.
Man, did you see tennis shoe Ernie bookin' it down sunset today?
tennis shoe Ernie by comaco November 26, 2010

Ernie Papa 

A couple of cool dudes, who like to exchange bowel movements
Person 1: Hey yo, you’re a really cool guy
Person 2: No, I’m actually a member of Ernie Papa (proceeds to exchange bowel movement)
Person 1: Wow! Thank you!
Ernie Papa by Papa Ernie February 24, 2018
Is an amazing pretty girl 👧
“erni is the best human being on earth”
erni by anonymous November 19, 2020

Fat Ernie 

Fat Ernie 1) another name for taking a giant shit. One that is almost to big to come out and makes you feel hemmrodal and violated when it finally is pushed out.
Dude, I took a fat Ernie this morning and it feels like I blew out my o ring.
Fat Ernie by Jams gram June 19, 2017

ernie gang 

The only gang worth joining. Founded by youtuber Alpharad. Ernie Gang has taken over the bar after Firefox was forced out of it by Ernie Gang
Urban Dictionary is now property of Ernie Gang
ernie gang by ChexManiac April 23, 2018
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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