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Homo Erectus

Homo erectus is an extinct species of archaic humans that lived throughout most of the Pleistocene geological epoch. Its earliest fossil evidence dates to 1.8 million years ago.

However , in 2014 , they were once again sighted as matador-wielding brutes in Destiny. The first victims of their relentless onslaught was Khopu and DarknessDude334z
Oh my god guys... I just got homo erectus’d.
by Homo Erectus August 3, 2018
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Erectusaurus

When you can tell the largest person in the room has a boner
Did you see Dillon, he has a boner.
Ya he's the erectusaurus in the room right now.
by SimplyOG June 2, 2016
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Erecturis Busharuc Eugeneus

An act performed by two Eugines where one fondles themselves by sticking his dick in a nerf gun while the other Eugene licks the first one's anus.
Yo. I just walked in on my brother and he was in the process of Erecturis Busharuc Eugeneus. I got it on video. Wanna go jack off to it?
by SomeDongSnaredung October 15, 2017
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Erectual

A victual or nourishment that provides man with such a delightful scent it arouses his very own membrum virile to the point of erection.
Johnny: My God do these crushed grapes so elegantly brought by the very wind to my noise
Fin: OH MY, Johnny I believe you have been caught with an erectual. Shall I call the law enforcement.
Johnny: You mere imbecile this is the way I express my love for these very fine fruits .
Fin: Understandable good fellow, I shall continue forth my day.
Johnny: Alright then pal, I hope you too may one day have an erectual.
by Slayer of foreign English April 4, 2021
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erectussy

When you stick an erect penis or dick into a pussy
Person 1: Last night I got an erectussy by John
Person 2: I got double whammied with erectussies. I'm the erectussyest queen!
by The Dik Masturbatur May 27, 2022
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Erectus Perfectus

Noun; A spell in many media franchises that acts exactly like penis enlargement pills
Person 1: “Erectus Perfectus”
Person 2: “…”
Person 1: *penis grows 5 extra inches”
Person 1:” alright I’m off to go meet my tinder matchup”
by Tabbylab May 21, 2023
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Erectus Penilemensus

Erectus Penilemensus means while you are fucking your old lady, she starts her period all over your erect cock.
Person 1 - Man, I fucked Victoria so hard that she bled all over me.

Person 2 - No Fool! It was just erectus penilemensus
by What’s up! November 22, 2024
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