Employed Hobo: A new social class that originated in the United States of America. With an all but mythological middle class vanishing, a new class has been formed. Employed Hobos are in a quasi class of being employed yet "homeless" for all intents and purposes. Never truely owning anything besides their clothes, everything is rented because of low wages and price inflation. Their only true possesions, clothes, tend to be hand me downs, clothes they have had for at least a decade and still in use or aquired from thrift stores, garage sales and flea markets.
Look at John, an Employed Hobo. He's still wearing shirts he bought from Mervyn's ten years ago. He rents everything, his TV, car, apartment and even the toaster. He will never make enough to get out of the cycle of working to work.
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When a person gets hired by a company as a contractor, and is patiently waiting to be hired as a full-time employee.
BRANDY: "Hey girlfriend, did you get that IT job at Google yet?"
JULIE: "Nope, I'm in employgatory for three more months."
JULIE: "Nope, I'm in employgatory for three more months."
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1: An overwhelming amount of work not capable of being performed by one person
2: A position in a company normally occupied by a small army of people, now being performed by 1 or 2 people.
3. Working at a NYC Startup
2: A position in a company normally occupied by a small army of people, now being performed by 1 or 2 people.
3. Working at a NYC Startup
by WW_BK August 15, 2015
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Similar to Facebook employees but more tech savvy. They tend to wear low-key brands , such as GAP, Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Polo Ralph Lauren. Casual dress code includes jeans, Converse or Vans, a t-shirt and sweater. Typically rides scooters or bikes to work (with helmet), take the train/shuttle, or drive Renault Twizy's and Toyota Priuses. They'll flex their AirPods Pro and iPhone 11s and/or Google Pixels around the office. The Google Employee typically work in funky wooden cubicles and play Pack Man or Foosball in their free time. Perks include going to the office gym, highly trained massage therapists, free meals and health insurance. Will usually be a graduate of a prestigious university such as MIT, Stanford, UCLA, NYU, Carnegie Mellon, etc. Usually wears glasses with lenses and is low-key hipster. Most will pogo stick in their free time or go see a movie on a Friday night. Overall, the Google Employee is cool, smart, techie, and friendly.
Similar to Facebook employees but more tech savvy. They tend to wear low-key brands , such as GAP, Old Navy, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, and Polo Ralph Lauren. Casual dress code includes jeans, Converse or Vans, a t-shirt and sweater. Typically rides scooters or bikes to work (with helmet), take the train/shuttle, or drive Renault Twizy's and Toyota Priuses. They'll flex their AirPods Pro and iPhone 11s and/or Google Pixels around the office. The Google Employee typically work in funky wooden cubicles and play Pack Man or Foosball in their free time. Perks include going to the office gym, highly trained massage therapists, free meals and health insurance. Will usually be a graduate of a prestigious university such as MIT, Stanford, UCLA, NYU, Carnegie Mellon, etc. Usually wears glasses with lenses and is low-key hipster. Most will pogo stick in their free time or go see a movie on a Friday night. Overall, the Google Employee is cool, smart, techie, and friendly.
Andy: Oh my gosh, does Brian work for Facebook? He is so cool!
Sarah: Oh no, Brian is a Google Employee!
Sarah: Oh no, Brian is a Google Employee!
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