Egotesticle

Being comfortable with the size of your genitalia

John: Aren't you worried about her judging you? She's been with a lot of black guys...
Lucas: Nah man, I'm pretty egotesticle

by brotoriousbig June 9, 2011

emotitties

a fat emo boy's boobies.

did you see that emo kid?

yeah man he was so fat, his emotitties were about to bust out of his t-shirt

by MHG December 3, 2006

Egotistic

A person who thinks they are better then every one else, Like they are on top of the world.

Omg, look at Mike S. He is soo egotistic

by ieatwafflesforbreakfast May 4, 2010

emotasticaful

a white girl word for little rich white girls who think there emo. in other words POSER

little rich white girl: OMG we r so emotasticaful
emo kid: shut up no normal emo kid says that

*cuts little rich white girls wrist* she dies slowly
emo kid laughs

by tattoosBooze&Sexydudes April 6, 2009

Egotesticle

1. Believing oneself to be more intelligent than, having a right to dominate, or being owed sex from women because one possesses testicles.
2. Having the belief that one is attractive simply because they are male.
3. Allowing oneself to behave in ways that one chastises women for.
4. Describing mental conditions resulting from testoterone poisoning.

He had a rather egotesticle attitude about women's appearances, without bothering to to address his own.

by JaNell Golden December 30, 2003

emoistic

Emoistic is the definition of the way that Cat acts.

"Cat you emoistic biatch"

by Blackwater May 23, 2008

Ecotistical

Normally a simple minded and naive individual who cares more about themselves rather than the environment.

Jerry: You need to give up your 18 wheeler Dan. It's bad for the ecosystem.

Dan: Nah.

Jerry: Omg, you're so ecotistical.

by Viagaraouhsi November 18, 2017