Inflatable Exit

This is the opposite of a golden parachute. When someone has had enough of a job, freaks out and quits in a dramatic manner, a la Steven Slater, JetBlue flight attendant.

His employers were nuts; he didn't wait for the Golden Parachute and took the Inflatable Exit instead!

by fallegirl August 11, 2010

a minion exit

a place that short people go to calm down

the short kid left to a minion exit

by big poopy boi March 21, 2023

apache exit

To dive off the highway without a road, typically through a field. Most often used when one misses their exit or used as a shortcut to reach the destination quicker.

“Oh shit, I just missed my exit.”
“Just take the apache exit to 41st street, it’ll be quicker than if you got off at the last exit anyways.”

by Grape Soda Lover November 21, 2018

Phantom Exit

When one leaves a party/gathering/event without saying their goodbyes to any of their friends, whereby relieving themselves from the exhausting and time consuming "goodbye" rituals.

You: Where did Mimi and Roger go?

Friend: Damn them! They made a phantom exit...again!

by Rodneywayne July 30, 2011

Exit buddy

A person or partner to whom you need in order to exit a building or an area safely.

"Do you have your exit buddy?"

by Flippers de Foxx December 25, 2017

sexit and exit

n. A one-night stand.

Taylor: "Dude, what happened with Maureen last night?"
Freddy: "Ah, nothing bro. Just a sexit and exit."

by nostringer February 6, 2012

exit wound

1. A wound caused by a bullet that goes through a part of the human body. Especially painful if caused by a hollow.
2. (pl) A very, very bad movie.

1. That hollow sure caused some nasty exit wounds ...

2. Man, I just watched Exit Wounds, and it was very, very bad. Exit wounds totally sucked.

by randomboy March 31, 2004