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Exhausterbate

Friend: Hey! Want to hang out? You: I would, but I am exhausterbated
by JCF17 June 10, 2010
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exhaustperate

1. The point of being so tired that anything you do or say can anger others.

2. When somebody insists on putting a loud-ass fart can on their car and drives by your house at 3am in the morning pissing you, and everyone else in the immediate area, off.
1. Man, Steve was so tired last night that he exhaustperated the fight I had with Bob and we both punched him in the face!

2. I swear to God if that guy in that shitty Honda comes buy again I'm gonna take a baseball bat to his windshield.
by vololololvo December 19, 2010
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Boner exhaustion

When you have rocked a boner for an extended period of time and it feels like it has had it's own workout day at the gym.
After a weekend of sex and nakedness Heather wanted more, but Aaron couldn't do it, he was clearly suffering from boner exhaustion.
by Energy 79 June 20, 2016
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Pornhub Exhaustion

When you watch so much porn on PornHub that your dick is about to fall off.
Colin: Dude I’ve been watching so much PornHub, I think I’m at the point of PornHub Exhaustion!!
Jacob: Don’t worry! There’s no such thing! Keep going!
by a_litteral_bean December 20, 2017
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Exhaustipated

Just too tired to give a sh!!t.
im Exhaustipated im Just too tired to give a sh!!t.
by ignoramos October 30, 2012
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Exhausted Kitten Complex

Exhausted Kitten Complex occurs when a person is woken up from a deep sleep but their mind isn't fully awake. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; feeling weak as a three day old kitten, being too tired to put the fear of God into the person who woke them up, and mumbling incoherently. Warning: People who experience Exhausted Kitten Complex may be unable to open their eyes to their full capacity giving them that slant-eyedcat look, which may cause them to bump into walls and/or furniture. If a person appears to be doing a bad Asian impersonation please proceed with caution.
"My mom woke me up at five o'clock this morning for no apparent reason."
"Dang! I bet you got mad! Did you put the fear of God into her for waking you up?"
"No. I wanted to but my Exhausted Kitten Complex kicked in and all I could do was mumble incoherently. After watching me run into the furniture several times she apologized for waking me up and told me that perhaps I needed to go back to sleep."
by DrunkMonkey January 10, 2014
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Exhausting yourself

A phrase meaningmasterbaiting” or “jerking off
1.Hey get out of the bathroom! I can hear you exhausting yourself in there!!

2.I just walked in on Ben exhausting himself! It was disgusting!
by SmartGuyWithASticker October 21, 2020
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