ESPizza

The art of knowing when the pizza guy is at your front door before he actually knocks or rings the bell.

This was first discovered during a live stream of "infamous 2" by ExplicitD from wikigameguides.com

Guy 1: I just opened the door and the pizza guy was right there. It was wierd he hadn't even knocked yet!

Guy 2:Wow you must have ESPizza

by Carl's Penis June 14, 2011

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Españachussetts

A place somewhere between Boston and Spain where Hilaria Baldwin claims to have grown up.

My funny accent? It’s from Españachussetts.

by Cucumus-Sativus September 2, 2021

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A shot of espresso

A shot of espresso usually wakes someone up/gives them energy- therefore being someone’s shot of espresso means that you lift their mood up a ton

“he’s like a shot of espresso, always a mood booster.”
“🏳️ 🌈”

by mxko January 4, 2022

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Espositoism

Espositoism - A godlessly circuitous obfuscation of an otherwise simple idea, concept, or series of words, designed, variously, to impress, densify, confuse, conflate, evade, intimidate, and/or otherwise manipulate the content in question or the appearance or trajectory of the discourse surrounding said content.

e.g.:

Standard language - "He shot her"

Espositoism - "Subject discharged his weapon, the projectile from which yielded significant trauma to the person of subject's presumptive target."

Used in context:

X: (straightforward question) What do you think?
Y: (bullshit evasive answer) Well, there are certain minimums with respect to the requisite forethought one needs invest before an appropriate response to your question can be given.
X: (aggravated response) I want you to take that Espositoism, shove it up your ass, and answer the question.

by Expo779 October 20, 2010

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