Prom Night Dumpster Baby

Family Guy musical number based on the true life story of a New Jersey teen-ager who gave birth in a bathroom stall at her senior prom, delivered a healthy boy, cut the umbilical cord, choked him and put him in a plastic bag that she knotted and threw away.

In the midst of it, a girlfriend who had heard sounds from the bathroom stall asked Miss Drexler if she felt ill. The Prosecutor said she replied: ''I'll be done pretty soon. Go tell the boys we'll be right out.''

A few minutes later, leaving blood on the floor of the bathroom stall, Miss Drexler went to the dance floor with her boyfriend and prom date, John Lewis, ate a salad and danced one dance.

Source: New York Times, June 25, 1997.

Prom Night Dumpster Baby is similar to other stories of teenagers discarding babies.

by smarticvs April 6, 2009

dumpstance

An odd postural position reminiscent of a person about to take a dump over a repulsive public toilet.

Knowing that I must not come in contact with this germ-infested commode, I took my best dumpstance and did it from there.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2018

Dumpster Blumpkin

Just like any variation of the word blumpkin, this sensuous act occurs between two people who are in love with each other. A gentleman should climb into a dumpster, preferably behind a grocery store or fast food restaurant, begin shitting (pants are optional, but your ding dong must at least hang out the zipper). Then a close friend or whore will climb into the dumpster and begin to slob on the shitter's knob while he is pushing out all those juicy feces.

I was constipated after I ate at Checkers on Lewis Street, so, I walked in Blockbuster, but they wouldn't let me poo. Thankfully I stumbled across Zack's sister and a girl with the exact same name. I informed them of my condition, and they offered a Dumpster Blumpkin. So, that's how I spent my afternoon,between Checkers and Blockbuster, Dumpster Blumkining two ladies with the same name.

by The Stoolwhipper June 15, 2010

Sperm Dumpster

A loose or slutty female whom has fucked a handful of your buddies, and quite possibly you as well. Said female is generally known by your friends as tramp.

"Ya, you're right, man. She is a total Sperm Dumpster. I can't believe she cheated on you with 2 guys!"

by Z the man W January 1, 2009

community cum dumpster

A slut who everyone in the community has cummed in. abb. as CCD.

That community cum dumpster is so dirty I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!

by Drew October 3, 2003

dumpster porn

Porn that gets passed around between friends, usually on VHS or DVD.

"It's dumpster porn now man, everyone has seen it a million times."

by Kevin Fusco January 25, 2007

Durp Durp

1. One of the many sounds that retards make.

2. The sound you might make when imitating someone that just did something retarded (see #1).

3. What you might call someone that just did something really stupid.

*Joe and Tom play some random FPS, split-screen*

*Tom throws a grenade at his own feet, killing himself*

(#2) Joe: Durp Durp! Look at you trying to run, good job retard.

-OR-

(#3) Joe: Tom, you are such a friggin' Durp Durp...

by joes_pizza April 3, 2009