seed donations

1. "Deposits" of "man-milk" dat one or more virile dudes make to a hot chick whom they're on intimate terms with, either because she wants a baby, or just because she's horny all da time.
2. Da b**ls**t description dat greedy ministers and televangelists use to label requested money from their already-cash-strapped audience with da implications dat said donors will then "reap bountiful rewards from God", but which said Bible-blabbers then use merely for their own personal gain.

"Seed donations" can also sarcastically refer to either child-support payments dat a guy hasta pay a gal whom he knocked up, or "hush money" dat he hasta give her so dat she won't blab to others about his having had sex with her.

by QuacksO May 31, 2019

Daddy donated a building

Reference on how people with horrible stats get into top universities

He got into Harvard because daddy donated a building.

by RandomTexan09 June 25, 2023

Portland Water Donation

When a homeless person buys bottled water with food stamps and empties the bottles down the drain to return the bottles for cash to buy drugs/non food stamp approved goods.

Named after Portland Oregon where the practice is quite common.

Look there's crazy Alice again, doing a Portland Water Donation to buy some more smack.

by SassySalmon93 February 12, 2023

Donat

Name - donat

Not knowing how to pass the ball

Needs 50$ to sniff that kitty

Donat is such a cool kid

by Fifa201 November 22, 2021

daddys donation

a free giveaway, of seeds of life, from any willing male for a females pleasure.

Wow, Sean gave me daddys donation all over my face last night.

by Robin D. Shark November 10, 2017

I donate to the cops

What a real baddie says to people who dares to make him angry especially with his country cuties.

Person 1: Hey is it okay if I live here?

Person 2: No I donate to the cops. “The Baddie”
Person 1: Mhm sure you do adopt me!
Person 2: *Punches to Ground* “The Baddie”

by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 29, 2023

Christmas Donat

That's not Thatcher. He knows japanese and sleeps anywhere (including your bedroom). He streams us cool movies and initiates furry study rooms.He is friends with the one of the coolest people on earth, Himari <3.
Thank you Donat.

Christmas Donat and Himari are friends :D

by vikachou October 17, 2021